Loanda
Loanda by BorrisMart July 5, 2024
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A Hot Landa
when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel
bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?
nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.
nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.
A Hot Landa by immaletyounotfinish September 29, 2009
Landau
Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.
To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.
Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"
To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.
Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"
Sherlock Schitt "Thine eeyorish cullion hast ruined much-needed apricity...."
Hect Dolef "Sherlock, you're being a Landau. If you have bedded anyone before, I just want you to know that your virginity has been returned to you expeditiously after having used those words"
Hect Dolef "Sherlock, you're being a Landau. If you have bedded anyone before, I just want you to know that your virginity has been returned to you expeditiously after having used those words"
landatarian
When ordering something to eat in a seafood restaurant, the landatarian will always choose the chicken, or something else that lived on land, because they refuse to eat seafood.
landatarian by Anita Havel May 22, 2006
Landaxe
a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are.
To Landaxe is to have an erroneous belief that is held in the face of evidence to the contrary
To Landaxe is to have an erroneous belief that is held in the face of evidence to the contrary
That guy just landaxe'd his team, making them fail in the finals miserably.
Mike thought he'd get the job easily, turned out he totally landaxe'd the interview.
Mike thought he'd get the job easily, turned out he totally landaxe'd the interview.
Landaxe by JimJoJonJon February 26, 2009
Leanda
If you know a leanda your life is better for it. She will be one of the best people you ever meet. A leanda has been through a lot and all those experiences has made her an excellent person. A leanda has the most beautiful smile and can always make your day better.
Leanda by Isaiah smith February 29, 2020