LoG!

A word meaning "Lots of giggles". A girly way of saying lol.

"I think Bon Jovi is realy cute"
"log"

by 5car June 3, 2005

LoG!

Elite. That is the only word. Also, Sexy beast is acceptable.

"WOW IM LEET!!" - LoG!

by LoG! August 9, 2003

Log

A very firm and large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include getting stuck because of excessive thickness got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.

"Hey, what's taking so long in the toilet"?

"Sorry...I can't go any faster, I got this huge "Log" coming out and it's taking forever!!

by Mickeymysterious1 April 24, 2009

log

1. The male gentialia.

2. A children's toy produced by fictional company Blammo!

"Get off my log!"

"Action log, by Blammo!"

by El-Keter October 10, 2002

log

To cockslap somebody, when you have a penis like a horse's.

She pretty much deserved a good logging after the horrible joke she told, but no one with enough viagra was around to do it.

by whorrorshow May 18, 2007

log

a standard looking tube-shaped poo.

Someone dumped a shit in the public swimming pool whilst it was packed and as soon as the log reached the surface everyone in the pool evacuated!

by bread infection November 29, 2009

log

A large piece of timber.

Hey look, it's a large piece of timber, also known as a log.

by MuzlFlash September 1, 2003