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When a person takes a crap and the water from the toilet splashes up onto the buttocks. Thus, it is like a "log ride" at an amusement park in that the "log" goes down into the water and you get splashed.
"I didn't enjoy my last crap because I got a log ride."
by Bukambok May 07, 2006
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Dejagoo is the strange feeling that you've been in this sticky situation before. It is dejavu due to goo. Usual symptoms are shivers down once's spine followed by disgust, especially if actual goo is involved.
Dude I like just like stepped in doggy doodoo. And i was like, oh dude this feels familiar. Then I remembered that I like stepped in pup poo like last weekend too. Surreal man, it was like total dejagoo.
by Hukra March 14, 2009
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A true log ride is this:
First you take a huge shit
Then, while giving your bitch a swirly, you nail her in the ass
Nail her in the ass until she shits.
I gave that bitch a nasty ass log ride
by Don696969 March 19, 2008
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when a guy cums on someone's chest then shits on the jizz and watches it slide down.
damn she is sexy; she looks like she would enjoy the log ride.
by deseanj January 24, 2011
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Fucking a chick with a frozen piece of shit approximately 10.72 inches long and 2.44 inches in diameter.
I gave your mom a log ride last night. Then I beat the fuck out of her.
by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 20, 2004
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the act of passing feces into another's asshole, and having them return the favor. Can be repeated
We practiced the log ride for fifteen minutes.
by BUCKYBABE January 04, 2007
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A Log Ride (sexual position) is when one person deficates (takes a shit) on another persons chest while in the sitting up position, then urinates (pisses) on them just above where they deficated. This reuslts in the feces (the shit, a.k.a. log) riding down the stream of urine (piss) to their stomache or further, much like a log going downstream.
"Chris said his wife let him give her a log ride the other night! That's were that stain on the carpet must have come from...."
by The Second-Hand Condom Man February 09, 2010
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