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Loasting 

To verbally bash a person you hate, to their face. Comes from merging the words "Loathe" and "Roasting" together. Whilst anyone can "roast" a celebrity or even a friend behind their backs, only someone who truly hates you can give you a loasting and still somehow come out looking like the good guy. A loasting does not merely take you down a peg or two. It is as if someone has taken away your shield and pissed in your face. In public. And everyone will believe, due to the righteous anger with which the loasting is delivered, that you deserve it.

We have all fantasised about giving a good loasting to the person we despise the most. Only a few, edge dwelling individuals have done so, and these loasters must be treated with respect for that which they have served.
Lesha vowed never ever to go to Tesco in the village ever again, for fear of the loasting she would inevitably receive, should she cross paths with Dee.
Loasting by MagickDio October 27, 2011

lolstein 

When a person of the Jewish faith, or one who appears to be of the Jewish faith, laughs.
"One time my I was on a motorcycle and my earlocks began to flap in the wind!"

(Lolsteins) "Hahahahahha that must have been hilarious."
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Dude, that rabbi totally lolsteined when I told him the story about that Palestinian hooker.
lolstein by Don'tFearTheReaper October 8, 2008

Loserstein 

When loser just doesn't make the cut. Say "loser" the superior way.

There are some occasions when saying loser just doesn't feel right. For example:
Evan: "Makes L figure with left hand"
Karl: Ughh... you dumbass loserstein.
Loserstein by Comrade Karl April 7, 2005
The act of sitting in an unhealthy posture.
Give me an example of your loresteir while you're sitting.
Loresteir by Tollbus Piths October 10, 2023

lowenstein 

A last name reflective of high class and sophistication. It is of German origins and the compulsive punctuality which comes along with it.
Lowenstein and Kenneth Biddleworth IV just threw another "happening" soiree.
lowenstein by cthulu66 February 5, 2010

Lovestink 

When you are so into someone that you like their rank odors because it's theirs...very pathetic.
(Your babe comes home and you are laying on the couch. She lays her ass down next to you, but on the opposite end and takes off her shoes. You jam your nose between her toes...)MMM Babe, you got good "lovestink". Also works for other smelly locations like the mouth, behind the ears, ba-donka-donk, etc.
Lovestink by Michael L. / Cindy L. October 21, 2004