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Litmus Piss
The initial test pee after getting into a swimming pool to see if it contains a urine-indicator dye that turns the pool water blue or cloudy, thus indicating the location/catching people peeing in the pool.
Shortly after getting into my boss's pool, I squeezed out a litmus piss to check to see if that bastard added a chemical to the water. Once I was in the clear, I then diluted out the chloride by pissing all over and slowly swimming away.
Litmus Piss by Dr. Stranger Danger March 21, 2016
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litmus text
A text you send your significant other to find out if they're still pissed at you from the night before or after a fight. The text is usually a short and simple-worded text like "hey" or "hi"
I got in a fight with my girlfriend last night so I sent her a litmus text to see if she was still pissed
litmus text by Gooberdoober November 5, 2013
Litus
Used to describe ones feeling of joy, satisfaction, agreement or contentment at any particular situation.
The word can be spoken softly or loudly depending on the context of the situation.
The word can be spoken softly or loudly depending on the context of the situation.
Douche-a-litus
Douche-a-litus by TandC May 5, 2009
Jerkoff Litmus Test
The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.
After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.
Jerkoff Litmus Test by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012
Litmus Fart
A small sample of gas expelled, often in a large crowd, in an effort to ensure that a larger flatulence experience can occur thereafter without detection.
Litmus Fart by Fart King March 1, 2017
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