Litums 

The act of getting lit. This is the highest stage of lit you can be. You become litums when you are at that perfect level of drunk right before you black out. Only the truly experienced drinkers can achieve this state on purpose.

Yo bro! Are we getting litums tonight?
Guys, I'm litums right now!

Litums by jucayy July 25, 2017

Litmus Piss 

The initial test pee after getting into a swimming pool to see if it contains a urine-indicator dye that turns the pool water blue or cloudy, thus indicating the location/catching people peeing in the pool.

Shortly after getting into my boss's pool, I squeezed out a litmus piss to check to see if that bastard added a chemical to the water. Once I was in the clear, I then diluted out the chloride by pissing all over and slowly swimming away.

Litmus Piss by Dr. Stranger Danger March 21, 2016

litmus text 

A text you send your significant other to find out if they're still pissed at you from the night before or after a fight. The text is usually a short and simple-worded text like "hey" or "hi"

I got in a fight with my girlfriend last night so I sent her a litmus text to see if she was still pissed

litmus text by Gooberdoober November 5, 2013

Litus 

Used to describe ones feeling of joy, satisfaction, agreement or contentment at any particular situation.

The word can be spoken softly or loudly depending on the context of the situation.

1)

Imad: " We might as well forget going to lectures tomorrow."
Shams: " Litus!!!" (spoken loudly with joy)

2) Sami: " Did you go sheesha today? "
Haroon: "Litus" (in other words meaning 'Yes')

Litus by Shamzzzz October 13, 2010

Douche-a-litus 

A contageous disease, often caught by fellow friends, resulting in 'douche' symptoms.

'OMG WTFBBQ?! I just caught douche-a-litus from that douche over there.'

Douche-a-litus by TandC May 5, 2009

Jerkoff Litmus Test 

The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.

After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.

Jerkoff Litmus Test by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012

Litmus Fart 

A small sample of gas expelled, often in a large crowd, in an effort to ensure that a larger flatulence experience can occur thereafter without detection.

Because I had sauerkraut with dinner, I had to fire up a litmus fart at the bar.

Litmus Fart by Fart King March 1, 2017