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My litso was smiling after watching that funny scene
litso by Bungalow Bill December 21, 2001
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Litso; Adjective; To be so far gone alcohol no longer has any defining taste or affect on ones pallet. The moment in which one is so intoxicated that any physical surface becomes a place to rest and pissing their pants is inevitable.
“Bro check out Jack. He pissed all over himself. Man that kid is fucking litso.”
Litso by Bridge23 June 12, 2018
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To be so far gone alcohol no longer has any defining taste or affect on ones pallet. The moment in which one is so intoxicated that any physical surface becomes a place to rest and pissing their pants is inevitable.
“Bro check out Brad. He pissed all over himself. Man that kid is fucking litso.”
Litso by Bridge23 June 13, 2018

lithobraking 

Rapid deceleration of a spacecraft or other projectile due to impact, possibly unintentional, with a planetary surface. Compare to aerobraking.
The unfortunate confusion between Imperial and SI units caused a larger-than-expected atmospheric entry angle, resulting in a catastrophic lithobraking approach.
lithobraking by FlyByPC June 23, 2009
To be a Lison is to be the perfect ideal french woman.
The Lison of this World are extremely beautiful, like if an angel have fallen from Heaven. And if you don't believe in God, you will after seeing her face.

But not only she's beautiful, she's also loving and caring about her friends and family. Get a Lison and you'll get a friend for life.
-I got together with Lison today.
-Oh my god you are so lucky!
Lison by Manoune3030 December 8, 2020

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.
"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."

"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"
Mike Litoris by Gran Torino December 19, 2009

Litscher 

(verb) to simultaneously snort and gobble whilst giving a blowjob.
'She went back to Simon's house to Litscher him.'

'I tried to be gentle, but ended up Litschering him.'

'Mate, I heard you got Litschered last night?'
Litscher by adz2910 March 1, 2013
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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