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letsougenic shock

A cardiac condition found after specific surgical procedures
That man is in letsougenic shock, you can tell by the devices and medications he needs.
Lesost is my favorite ship.
Lesost👻
Lesost by Carotan September 28, 2019

Letosexual 

A sexual orientation in which you are only attracted to Jared Leto and/or Shannon Leto (of 30 Seconds To Mars). You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Leto brothers, so you give up on guys.

Becoming Letosexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Leto are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.
Mom: Why don't you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend. honey?
You: I can't, mom. I'm Letosexual.
Letosexual by 30secondstoleto October 31, 2011

lestosterone 

1. The hormone that a lesbian produces from her ovaries.
2. The retarded sister hormone of testosterone.
My lestosterone is raging right now! Let's go back to my apartment for some scissoring!
lestosterone by Tordawg March 11, 2009
A disease-like condition characterized by the intense need to listen to Underoath, specifically their newest album.
Taken from the title of Underoath's newest album Lost In The Sound Of Separation (LITSOS).
EX) "I can't go to school today, Mom, I have LITSOS"

translation) "I have to stay home and listen to Underoath ALL DAY."
LITSOS by Tracey Berkowitz March 8, 2009

A case of the Letos 

When someone is gifted with excellent genes that makes them look younger than they are. Named for actors/musicians Jared and Shannon Leto.
Daaaaamn, that girl is 32? I thought she was 20! Someone has a case of the Letos.
A case of the Letos by D.M.W.M. April 22, 2010