A sexual orientation in which you are only attracted to Jared Leto and/or Shannon Leto (of 30 Seconds To Mars). You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Leto brothers, so you give up on guys.

Becoming Letosexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Leto are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.

Mom: Why don't you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend. honey?
You: I can't, mom. I'm Letosexual.

Letosexual by 30secondstoleto October 31, 2011

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lestosterone

1. The hormone that a lesbian produces from her ovaries.
2. The retarded sister hormone of testosterone.

My lestosterone is raging right now! Let's go back to my apartment for some scissoring!

lestosterone by Tordawg March 11, 2009

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LITSOS

A disease-like condition characterized by the intense need to listen to Underoath, specifically their newest album.
Taken from the title of Underoath's newest album Lost In The Sound Of Separation (LITSOS).

EX) "I can't go to school today, Mom, I have LITSOS"

translation) "I have to stay home and listen to Underoath ALL DAY."

LITSOS by Tracey Berkowitz March 8, 2009

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A case of the Letos

When someone is gifted with excellent genes that makes them look younger than they are. Named for actors/musicians Jared and Shannon Leto.

Daaaaamn, that girl is 32? I thought she was 20! Someone has a case of the Letos.

A case of the Letos by D.M.W.M. April 22, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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