litso 

face. From A Clockwork Orange

My litso was smiling after watching that funny scene

litso by Bungalow Bill December 21, 2001

Litso 

Litso; Adjective; To be so far gone alcohol no longer has any defining taste or affect on ones pallet. The moment in which one is so intoxicated that any physical surface becomes a place to rest and pissing their pants is inevitable.

“Bro check out Jack. He pissed all over himself. Man that kid is fucking litso.”

Litso by Bridge23 June 12, 2018

Litso 

To be so far gone alcohol no longer has any defining taste or affect on ones pallet. The moment in which one is so intoxicated that any physical surface becomes a place to rest and pissing their pants is inevitable.

“Bro check out Brad. He pissed all over himself. Man that kid is fucking litso.”

Litso by Bridge23 June 13, 2018

lithobraking 

Rapid deceleration of a spacecraft or other projectile due to impact, possibly unintentional, with a planetary surface. Compare to aerobraking.

The unfortunate confusion between Imperial and SI units caused a larger-than-expected atmospheric entry angle, resulting in a catastrophic lithobraking approach.

lithobraking by FlyByPC June 23, 2009

Lison 

To be a Lison is to be the perfect ideal french woman.
The Lison of this World are extremely beautiful, like if an angel have fallen from Heaven. And if you don't believe in God, you will after seeing her face.

But not only she's beautiful, she's also loving and caring about her friends and family. Get a Lison and you'll get a friend for life.

-I got together with Lison today.
-Oh my god you are so lucky!

Lison by Manoune3030 December 8, 2020

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.

"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."

"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"

Mike Litoris by Gran Torino December 19, 2009

Litscher 

(verb) to simultaneously snort and gobble whilst giving a blowjob.

'She went back to Simon's house to Litscher him.'

'I tried to be gentle, but ended up Litschering him.'

'Mate, I heard you got Litschered last night?'

Litscher by adz2910 March 1, 2013