Litquidate 

When you are not having any fun and you wonder if you’d be better off dead.

Damn I ran out of pot and have no money. I guess just litquidate me now.

Litquidate by Loliguessthesearewords September 10, 2025

Litquidity

The work-hard, play-hard Wall Street lifestyle comprised of incredibly long work hours, overanalyzing everyday situations, getting lit, and exuding prestige over peers.

Chad's friends needed to be convinced in order to go out to the bars, so he prepared a Litquidity Analysis supported by proprietary data to illustrate.

Litquidity by djdsol69 April 4, 2018

liquidate the assets 

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.

Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!

liquidate the assets by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017

Load Liquidator 

A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.

My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.

Load Liquidator by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

Nocturnal liquidation 

When you urinate in someone's mouth when they are sleeping.

I was so tired of hearing her snoring that I thought that a little nocturnal liquidation would get her quiet.

Nocturnal liquidation by Almighty Money Folk July 4, 2016

liquidate

Verb (American slang): to kill another human being.

After the protection money was not delivered, Capone ordered Frank Nitti to liquidate the malefactor.

liquidate by speedog June 23, 2010

Liquidating Assets 

The body's natural response to unwanted material inside of it by ejecting it out of one's ass in a less than formal manner.

To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.

I'm sorry I never made it to your party, after I went to taco bell my assets were liquidating all night.

Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.

Liquidating Assets by Chief Fat Cock April 12, 2011