Lital

Most amazing person in this world. Different than anyone and no one can compare. Many dont recognize her greatness, but for the people who do, its the hardest thing to let go of her. Someone that never leaves your mind. Allows you to see other aspects of the world. Enables you to face happiness with no doubts.

Man I wish I had a Lital

by askdsjsyshkjljf January 23, 2011

Lital

An awesome, sexy goddess who is way too hot for you. She is like such an amazing person.

Dude did you see that hot chick? She's such a Lital.

by Ian53902 May 20, 2008

Lital Mankey

When you wipe your ass with your index finger and then rub it under the nose of someone. Sort of making them sniff your ass sweat/poopey like if it was some 100% colombian white powder while you yell Lital Mankey at them.
Making them feel totally defeated.
That's the real lital maaankey.

Person 1 (real OG):

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Litaaal Mankey!

Person 2:
Oh shit, I just got your ass sweat impregnated on my mustache, I better shave right now. I hate Lital Mankey! :'(

Person 1:
Letal lital

by TheKingOfLitalMankey November 21, 2021

A little AIDS

A term someone would say to lose weight without putting in the effort of exercising.

"Fuck my highschool reunion is coming up in 2 months. I should hit the treadmill but I don't like sweating. I wish I had a little AIDS"

by will bitten September 14, 2017

Litastical

An adjective that means something to be wicked awesome and fantastic all at the same time

That party was litastical with all of that diet coke.

by Litastical21 July 20, 2016

My Little N i g g e r

You can call me Mr. M a j o r or ‘daddy’ M a j o r. I’m writing this to clarify the stuff written about my little n I g g e r Lawrence or Larry. I know he’s a problem for folks and some of you unlucky ones who have to be around him in Omaha. I managed to knock up his momma, who was a alcoholic crack whore. So from the beginning he wasn’t wanted. He was a chubby little squat. In fact his titties was bigger than his momma’s when he was a boy. But I could see that when he was a little baby, he was gonna be a problem. That’s one reason I left. I didn’t want to believe he came from my loins. He used to get in fights, but only when somebody else was there to protect him. His life of crime started early when he stole money from me from my wallet. He went on to stealing hubcaps, breaking windows and stealing from stores. He was sent to Boys Town, but I was gone then and from what I’ve read, he’s still a miserable little bastard. I know he’s diabetic, but still drinks too much anyway which makes him even worse. Them folks have to deal with a drunken loud mouth that runs around crying racism all the time. I know I wouldn’t hire him if I ran a business. He was, is, and will always be just a scum punk.

I don’t envy anybody that’s around my little n I g g e r. I’ve said my peace.

by Nigger Larry Major in Omaha April 30, 2013

cheeky little sausage

Smart-ass or a person who is irritating because they behave as if they know everything.

- Pr0V1nc3

Well aren't you just a cheeky little sausage.

by Pr0V1nc3 February 18, 2018