An misspoken appropriation of the adverb "literally". Has no actual definition, but is used as verbal filler by annoying and vapid social media users in an attempt to sound sophisticated. Citing misuse by historical writers as an excuse, it has infiltrated the modern vernacular. It has managed to surface as an alternate definition to literally in "current year" online dictionaries by other vapid social media users who leveraged diversity requirements to get a job with them.
A less annoying word, I am not aware of.
I litrally just .. (insert every activity known to man here)
I litrally can't .. (followed by nothing, for additional annoyancepoints)
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.