Dean's Lister 

A person who has no social life. He/she will give up going to hang out with friends to study for tests. Many believe they sleep with their Biology books. In school they maintain a 95 average, are 2 min early for classes, fail a minimum of one test, and think they are better then everyone else never doing any favors for anyone. These people are in summary full of themself.

Alyssa: omg i slept wit my bio book!
Josue: really? man u a dean lister, so can i have math homework?
Alyssa: NO! IM GOIN TO STAY HOME AND DO GEOMETRY INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE MOVIES!

Dean's Lister by Josue Snow June 15, 2006

Lester's Hello 

A greeting, usually given to a new female employee at Lester's Clothing Store, in which the male employees bring the new cashier to the basement, surround her in a circle, and ejaculate onto her.

We gave this girl the biggest Lester's Hello I've ever seen. She ran out of the basement screaming and hasn't been back to work since. I can't wait until we get a new cashier.

Lester's Hello by Boombabyboom December 29, 2009

Lister Stick 

To receive a sloppy blow job from a prostitue that has been freshening up her mouth with Listerene in between tricks. Lister Sticking leaves your flaccid knob minty fresh upon nutting up that dirty whore.

Dan picked up a prostitute after work. He realized she must have been a busy girl because after she slobbed his knob she left him with a Lister Stick.

Lister Stick by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Lifter's Leak 

A condition experienced during a workout caused by lifting heavy weights. Generally, occurs when performing squats. Lifter's Leak transpires when the weight being lifted offsets the ability to keep one's sphincter clamped shut. As a result, more energy and focus is required to lift the weight resulting in a momentary of loss of control of the anal sphincter during which time flatulence or a combination of flatulence and feces will leak out. The lifter will generally react by quickly clamping the sphincter muscle to permit only a minor release. However, this is often results in a prompt termination of the workout or worse, complete loss of control of the weights being lifted.

During his early morning workout, Juan regretted his prior evening out on the town whereby he consumed copious amounts of fresh oysters and Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. During the third rep of his squat routine, Juan lost control and suffered from Lifter's Leak. To prevent a full on shart, Juan slammed the weights to the floor and quickly ran to the locker room ending his routine prematurely.

Lifter's Leak by Eaton Holgoode April 4, 2013

Lifter's curse 

The lifter's curse goes as is " Those who are able to pull heavy weights will be cursed to never be able to pull women so long as they continue to lift heavy weights"

Dude... I think Daniel has the lifter's curse, he's been single for way too long and hits way too many PRs

Lifter's curse by Lifter's Emporium Keeper May 22, 2022

Lester's Cut 

A big fat chimpanzee that takes your money whenever you get some finance ;)

Guy 1 : Yo dude remember you owe me a bit of money
Guy 2 : Nah bro got Lester's cut so im a broke boi boi boi boi
Guy 1 : Damn that shit tuff
Guy 2 : Remember to always pay lester's cut

Lester's Cut by jkz capalot August 31, 2020

weight lifter's erections 

When one is lifting, causing the veins in their arm to pop out as a result of this.

I was lifting yesterday, when suddenly, suddenly, I got some weight lifter's erections.

weight lifter's erections by bob shipopo May 3, 2008