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To be a Lison is to be the perfect ideal french woman.
The Lison of this World are extremely beautiful, like if an angel have fallen from Heaven. And if you don't believe in God, you will after seeing her face.

But not only she's beautiful, she's also loving and caring about her friends and family. Get a Lison and you'll get a friend for life.
-I got together with Lison today.
-Oh my god you are so lucky!
Lison by Manoune3030 December 8, 2020
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Lisoska • liso • liss • Lissa • liposuction • lissette • Lison • lissandra • Lisset • lissete

Lissette 

She is one of the most kind, beautiful, funniest, and intelligent girl you will ever find. She is always a caring person and would always make your day better every minute she talks with you. Lissette is someone who you could fall in love with in a matter of seconds and you wouldn't regret it. She's someone who is just way to loveable.
"Is it that lissette or is it the most perfect girl in the world?"
Lissette by NoBoDy011 October 10, 2020
a person who is very lammer and hold the courses in virtual space also this person wanna steal others money.
This person usually work for some bullshit like Mohsen !
There is not any pro hacker like LISSER as this person said also he is full of himself !
In other hand he is kind of new money person

Not only he is lammer but also he threat great website too and it's very laughing!
Wow see he is very lisser man !
Lisser by SaberCo September 12, 2018

Russell Lissack 

Small, shy and extremely talented guitarist in Bloc Party. The object of many a Bloc fan's affections. Famous for sporting the must have asymmetric fringe of 2005, which NME named the "bloc head".
Hairdresser! I demand you cut my hair in the style of Russell Lissack.
Russell Lissack by oh stella July 15, 2005
A great friend to talk to when your sad,she make you laugh at slow things when you meet her she shy but when you really get to meet her she will surprise you. She the most prettiest girl , she can make your day and night by doing stupid things just to put a smile on your face , she go though things but always put other people first,she a caring person nice person always smiling ,a trusting person.
Woah I wish I was Lisset she sounds a wonderful person I just want to meet her.
Lisset by yamilth June 18, 2018

Computer liposuction 

This term was created for people on social media who alter their selfies to make themselves look better. Photo shopping mass quantities of lard from their bodies so people will believe they aren't fat blobs.
Damn bro, Jaime was looking fine in her Facebook profile picture. Too bad she had some computer liposuction done!!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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