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Lisgar is the school where all the entitled kids go to. You'll mostly see white people and asians, since brown kids don't really care about school. Everywhere you go, theres hoes with lulu lemons talking about lettuce. The guys are f boys and need to learn how to use a belt. No one likes sagging pants anymore, so take the hint you man-whores. But none of that compares to the worst thing about the school: the stairs. Theres always a couple grade nines that have to take a break on their way to the science room. Everybody here hates All Star, which is unfortunate cause its an epic song. Other popular songs here are Friday and Call me Maybe.
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Lisgar is what you call a cheap school...everything is either stolen from other schools (books) or just old...computers are pentium 1 (P1), windows 98 and really gay...
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omg sooo gay.....sounds gay too....and lisgar lions???? like wtf....lisgar pigs seems to be better.....
Lisgar by dude... April 7, 2005
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Lisgar CI 

Made-of-win public school in Ottawa, Canada; formerly known as Ottawa Collegiate Institute. One of the top academic schools in the city, to the point that parents will camp out for several days to get their children a cross-boundary transfer into the school. Has a tradition of running over nearby schools in such areas as trivia, Nordic skiing, Latin, and musical ensembles. Not to be confused with Glebe CI, a similar nearby school which doesn't even bother to compete in any of these areas.
Lisgar CI is so nerdy, our school cheer starts with Greek letters!

Phi Chi Psi
Kappa Lambda Pi
Ae Protus Protus Ae
OCI!
Hullaballoo Hullaballoo Hullaballoo Balaa
Lisgar Lisgar
Rah Rah Rah!
Lisgar CI by TheKillerRabbit August 3, 2007

Jesse Lingardinho 

Jesse Lingardinho is an English professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder or as a winger for Premier League club West Ham United, on loan from Manchester United, and the England national team.
Lingardinho is rated as one of the best footballers in the world and is in contention for the Ballon d'Or.
Lingardinho has the skills to pay the bills
"hey is that Jesse lingard"
"No thats Jesse lingardinho the widely regarded best footballer of all time"

lingardinho 

Lingardinho is the most legendary soccer player of all time, scoring thousands of goals and helping Man U win the champions league, and the World Cup. Even though Man U is a club he helped them win the World Cup
Wow Lingardinho made me cum
lingardinho by ppmolester November 15, 2020

Lingardinho 

Possibly the greatest footballer to ever grace the earth. This man makes messi and Ronaldo look like little kids. He bullies players on the pitch and has scored over 1000 goals in a single season. He has a lot of flair in his game too
“Lingardinho is possibly the greatest footballer to ever live” - sir Alex ferguson and pep guardiola
Lingardinho by Factspitter420 February 15, 2021
Lisards is the fandom name of a solo stan of Lisa consists of toxic, cancer, homophobic, racist, sexist, xenophobic, bullies, body shamer, delusional and more. they are the worst solo stan in this fandom and most well known as BEING OBSESSED WITH ROSÉ
"the way lisards are obsessed with rosé more than rosénators"

"lizards always been obsessed with rosé to the point that they drop a very dry humor and non-sense tweet 😌"

"I can't blame lisards for being obsessed with Rosé. Who isn't??"
Lisards by notme1997 August 12, 2020
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