Lisarita

A dangerously delicious margarita crafted by a 50-year-old jaguar with a heavy pour and zero fucks. One sip purrs “goodnight”… one glass roars “where the hell are my pants?” It’s equal parts tequila and total amnesia.

Careful with the pitcher—she’s slingin’ Lisaritas, and one glass later you’re skinny dipping in a stranger’s hot tub wearing nothing but regret and someone else’s flip-flops.

by zerodarkparty April 19, 2025

LisaRita

A dangerously delicious margarita crafted by a jaguar with a heavy pour and zero fucks. One sip purrs “goodnight”… one glass roars “where the hell are my pants?” It’s equal parts tequila and total amnesia.

Careful — she’s firing off LisaRitas. One glass and you’re butt-naked in a stranger’s hot tub, rocking someone else’s flip-flops and making out with a 3 the LisaRita turned into a 10!

by zerodarkparty April 25, 2025

linarita

Drinking a margarita while standing in line at Chipotle. Works best when the restaurant is very busy with 10min+ line. You walk straight to the register and order a margarita. Then, drink the margarita while standing in line.

i find that the line length doesn't seem to bother me when i'm drinking a linarita.

by topnomi January 22, 2015