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Lisarita 

A dangerously delicious margarita crafted by a 50-year-old jaguar with a heavy pour and zero fucks. One sip purrs “goodnight”… one glass roars “where the hell are my pants?” It’s equal parts tequila and total amnesia.
Careful with the pitcher—she’s slingin’ Lisaritas, and one glass later you’re skinny dipping in a stranger’s hot tub wearing nothing but regret and someone else’s flip-flops.
Lisarita by zerodarkparty April 19, 2025
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LisaRita 

A dangerously delicious margarita crafted by a jaguar with a heavy pour and zero fucks. One sip purrs “goodnight”… one glass roars “where the hell are my pants?” It’s equal parts tequila and total amnesia.
Careful — she’s firing off LisaRitas. One glass and you’re butt-naked in a stranger’s hot tub, rocking someone else’s flip-flops and making out with a 3 the LisaRita turned into a 10!
LisaRita by zerodarkparty April 25, 2025
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linarita 

Drinking a margarita while standing in line at Chipotle. Works best when the restaurant is very busy with 10min+ line. You walk straight to the register and order a margarita. Then, drink the margarita while standing in line.
i find that the line length doesn't seem to bother me when i'm drinking a linarita.
linarita by topnomi January 22, 2015
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026