Lisarita 

A dangerously delicious margarita crafted by a 50-year-old jaguar with a heavy pour and zero fucks. One sip purrs “goodnight”… one glass roars “where the hell are my pants?” It’s equal parts tequila and total amnesia.

Careful with the pitcher—she’s slingin’ Lisaritas, and one glass later you’re skinny dipping in a stranger’s hot tub wearing nothing but regret and someone else’s flip-flops.

Lisarita by zerodarkparty April 19, 2025

LisaRita 

A dangerously delicious margarita crafted by a jaguar with a heavy pour and zero fucks. One sip purrs “goodnight”… one glass roars “where the hell are my pants?” It’s equal parts tequila and total amnesia.

Careful — she’s firing off LisaRitas. One glass and you’re butt-naked in a stranger’s hot tub, rocking someone else’s flip-flops and making out with a 3 the LisaRita turned into a 10!

LisaRita by zerodarkparty April 25, 2025

linarita 

Drinking a margarita while standing in line at Chipotle. Works best when the restaurant is very busy with 10min+ line. You walk straight to the register and order a margarita. Then, drink the margarita while standing in line.

i find that the line length doesn't seem to bother me when i'm drinking a linarita.

linarita by topnomi January 22, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008