lapiz

noun - Emotion or reaction to something lacking in humor. Generally acceptable use would be following a story or supposedly humorous comment after which the listener would fashion a straight, non-smiling face usually, but not exclusively, utilizing the forearm to create the straight face. Instances lacking in any humor whatsoever may be exaggerated with an extended lapiz during which the listener may use any straight object in proximity to form the lips. Should the unhumorous comment be in print, reader may respond with emoticon :|, often crushing the spirit of the offending party.

A lapiz may be vetoed on occasion, but a quick and simple rebuttal must be provided. Nerves have been shattered when gratuitous lapices are manifested. There are only a handful of individuals who truly understand how to properly give and take a lapiz.

The most notorious lapiz ever fashioned ocurred in Rosemont, Pennsylvania August 2003 following a late-night binge at a local public house. At approximately 2am, in a not uncommon reaction to one of Jay's anecdotes, Geoff proceeded to form the longest lapiz on record by placing his face on or near one rail of a Septa commuter train line. Trust me, you had to be there. Don't even try to bust out a lapiz on me right now, you totally had to be there.

Origin - 10% Spain, 20% California, 20% Pennsylvania, 50% Colorado. Originally called "pencil-lips" it quickly evolved into the Cuba-inspired "lapiz-lips" eventually truncated to "lapiz."

Plural - lapices. To be honest, this posting was the first time in history lapiz had to be described in plural form, so it is doubtful that anyone will ever need this information.

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Proper times to use lapiz:
Most female comedians..... :|
Opie and Anthony..... :|
Jay Leno..... :|
Recent Adam Sandler and/or Jim Carrey movies..... :|
SNL 1997-2005..... :|
Episodes of "The Simpsons" where Lisa is the main character and she gets all up on her soapbox and starts bitching about slurry or the price of saxamaphone reeds..... :|
All other emoticons..... :|

by Senor Lapiz November 5, 2007

Lapiz

is an very famous dominican rapper that is from los minas dominican republic. and sings rap and hip hop since the way they call their music is HIP HOP DOMINICANO by the way he says a word that every body know's TU LO ABE.

3ni blaze: loco el hip hop dominicano ta alante alante

lapiz conciente: tu lo abe manito el genero ta subiendo

by alex diaz November 8, 2007

Lapiz laflumli

Is another way to pronounce lapis lazuli.
It's something made up in Minecraft from a person which couldn't pronounce the word the right way..

Kev: Hey can you look for some La.. Lapiz... Lapiz laflumli I need it really bad, no cap
Gonzo: No problem! I gotta need them for some potions later aswell!

by Titantoss October 9, 2021

purple lapiz

The name of something secretive, like a plan or something that you're not supposed to be doing

person 1: purple lapiz
person 2: *hands over the drugs*

by Mikokona September 27, 2019

Laziz

A Best Friend, someone that you know you can always rely on through anything and everything. He will always be there for you when you need it.

Mike: Do you have anyone that you can tell your secrets too?
Zach: I have Laziz, he is my best friend that I can always rely on.

by dlm_bagchaser May 20, 2021

Yair Lapid

A generic name for a celebrity who is a lousy boxer, a lousy columnist and a lousy liar, who, due to good looks, tight black shirts, lots of hair gel, popularity with women and a rich father, turns into a lousy Politician, and possibly a Prime Minister in some small Banana republic in the south.

Yair Lapid: "I never smoked pot in my life. Pot is dangerous, and it is illegal"
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"

Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"

Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"

Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."

by Matans June 11, 2013

laiza

She's beautiful inside and out. She's stunning and wise. She's got an outgoing personality yet she's quite an introvert. She's quirky and funny in a weird cute way. Laiza's trustworthy and loyal. She knows exactly what to say. She fights for her beliefs and the truth. Laiza is a good person

You can sense when Laiza walks in the room, her pressence is so exhilarating.

by dudesoperfect123 December 24, 2016