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Longshafting
Named after the great Edward Longshaft, who was famous for the use of his extremely large member and his excessive thrusting that accompanied it in his bedroom antics. The term longshafting refers to any pelvic thrust over 2 feet in length during sexual intercourse. It does not have to be accompanied by a 2 foot member, and should be used cautiously as it can result in serious harm for those involved. The pile driver is the most efficient and safest position to use when learning the skill of longshafting.
"Hey, you know that girl from town the other night? We went back to hers and it got freaky. She had to bite down on her own arm when i started longshafting her."
"It has a major bend to the right in it cause i broke it one time when i was longshafting my ex girlfriend."
"It has a major bend to the right in it cause i broke it one time when i was longshafting my ex girlfriend."
Longshafting by AJ Phlare August 19, 2009
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lionshark
A social media term that is used to describe a person who secretly knows they are being catfished but doesn't expose or express this to them instead they may use this to their advantage like getting money from them first or, catfishing them back just for entertainment or tries to pursue a relationship regardless.
I can't tell him I'm a lionshark because he may never speak to me again.
This catfish has no idea I'm totally lionsharking him right now.
This catfish has no idea I'm totally lionsharking him right now.
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