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Longshafting 

Named after the great Edward Longshaft, who was famous for the use of his extremely large member and his excessive thrusting that accompanied it in his bedroom antics. The term longshafting refers to any pelvic thrust over 2 feet in length during sexual intercourse. It does not have to be accompanied by a 2 foot member, and should be used cautiously as it can result in serious harm for those involved. The pile driver is the most efficient and safest position to use when learning the skill of longshafting.
"Hey, you know that girl from town the other night? We went back to hers and it got freaky. She had to bite down on her own arm when i started longshafting her."

"It has a major bend to the right in it cause i broke it one time when i was longshafting my ex girlfriend."
Longshafting by AJ Phlare August 19, 2009

LionsGate Entertainment 

LionsGate Entertainment Corporation is an American-Canadian owned by Yusufs Milkshakes, and formed in July 1997 by Frank Giustra. It is currently headquartered in Santa Monica, California, United States.
Yusuf Shake: LionsGate Entertainment will make a Fortnite movie for Epic Games!

longshaft 

1. n. One who is intensely strong.
2. n. A long penis.
3. n. A baseball player who has incredible hitting.
"Holy shit you longshaft, you hit that ball 532 feet!!!"
longshaft by Zavidov September 26, 2006

lionsheart

someone that doesn't have kidneys or aegis
lionsheart where are your kidneys?
lionsheart by ed kushnerov May 7, 2009

lionshark 

A social media term that is used to describe a person who secretly knows they are being catfished but doesn't expose or express this to them instead they may use this to their advantage like getting money from them first or, catfishing them back just for entertainment or tries to pursue a relationship regardless.
I can't tell him I'm a lionshark because he may never speak to me again.

This catfish has no idea I'm totally lionsharking him right now.
lionshark by Adeline Maybe October 7, 2020

Lineshaft Cowboy 

One who rides the 12,500 horsepower propeller shaft while going full ahead.
Do not get on the shaft, even when it's not moving, unless you're The Lineshaft Cowboy.
Lineshaft Cowboy by Concerned Cadet September 25, 2022