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A Lingyan is typically a gay chinese man. He is often skinny and averages with the exact number of zero bitches. He likes rice because he can refer to it by the size of his penis. He is known to have a micropenis that he jerks off with two fingers. His sexual taste is always young girls or older men; he is a nonce. Nonce refers to in britain as a pedophile. Although this might all seem bad, he is a good and smart person.
Omg! He's with an older man! Thats gotta be a Lingyan!
He seems to have a micropenis, it doesn't even go out when he pulls his pants down! That's gotta be a Lingyan.
Lingyan by JaylenWhite669 April 22, 2022
A Chinese dude who is very cringey and is most likely to end up gay
Look, it’s Lingyan!
Lingyan by Riamu November 22, 2021
Normally a Chinese person, pretty annoying and cringey. Is often gay and likes to play video games
Oh, he's such a Lingyan, he plays video games all the time
lingyan by Riamu November 22, 2021
Lingyun is the best person you will ever meet! She is kind, pure-hearted, and generous! Lingyun is often a Chinese girl that is very beautiful and gorgeous!
Lingyun lets go to the party
The shipping of Ling Yao and Lan Fan in Fullmetal Alchemist. But if you're looking this up, you probably don't know what shipping means either.
Lingfan - one of mah personal faaaavorites ;)
Lingfan by Lelalo January 11, 2012

Linganore High School 

A school located in Frederick County, MD. It's been known to have hardcore rednecks and those odd few that wish to be rednecks who talk excessively about motocross and tractor trailers. Historically, they like to drive their tractors to FORMAL proms and show up wearing jeans and a plaid button up t-shirt (if they're feeling classy). The girls vary between country hicks, fake emo and suicidal attention whores and wannabe-everything-under-the-sky preps. However, regardless of which clique they fall into or what they look like, they tend to be so easy that guys from Urbana (Linganore's RIVAL school) will sleep with the whole school before dating a girl from their own. 90 percent of the school is constantly doing some sort of drug and feel the need to post every minute of their so-called "lives" on Facebook as if anyone gives half a shit. They enjoy complaining about not getting laid after drinking to the point of puking their brain cell-deprived minds out and their inability to hold relationships for longer than a week or two at a time. A significantly tiny number of these students know how to spell the simplest of words, much less form a proper sentence, and have never even cared to pick up a dictionary to find out how to do it. Basically, the majority of the student body is desperate and nearly worthless. What a perfect little redneck town.
Person one: "Wht ru up 2?"
Person two: "What school do you go to again?"
Person one: "L1nq4n0r3, Y?"
Person two: "Oh, Slingawhore! AND you can't spell! Bye."

Guy 1: "How'd you get that girl to get with you so quickly?"
Guy 2: "She was from Linganore High School."
Guy 1: "Oh, of course. Watch out for itching...if she has a kid, it's probably not yours anyway."

Linganore High School 

A high school located in Frederick, MD. Linganore, also known as sling a whore is a shitty school full of racist country kids. These kids work harder than all the parents at the other schools combined. They probably talk about hunting and dirtbikes more than they talk about their significant other. Same school who posted “negro” on the internet back in 2011, and tbh, not much has changed.
Person 1: “Do you do to Linganore High School?”
Person 2: “Yes!”
Person 1: “So that’s the high school you go to, how’s tractor day?”
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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