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Damnnn lingyin smart asf
lingyin by Whatever butter November 20, 2023

Linguine 

(Verb) The act of beating the shit out of someone's legs so that they cannot walk while leaving their upper body untouched.
"Why's Jim on crutches?"

"He got linguined afterschool Friday when Bill found out he had fucked Stacy."
Linguine by DeepFriedTofu January 11, 2021
A guy that cant stop saying /sx after all his sentences like a complete degenerate
linguini needs to shut the fuck up /sx
linguini by strawberryjuuuce April 19, 2021

Fuckface Linguini

The newest Trump Inc. White House staffer who comes straight from 45’s mafia supply chain and whose nickname hangs with him from his early days when he was working in the porn industry.
Yeah, Fuckface Linguini is a rare gem, one of my most loyal friends who has steadily been on my payroll since the early 1980s when things really got booming for me.

Linging shots 

1. Firing a hand-gun wildly at a general or specific target. 2.Sometimes known as throwing punches or strikes wildly at somebody's face. 3. Shooting game at a fine piece of ass.
I'm gonna go to the mall and start linging shots at e'rrbudy
Linging shots by Mataleao3 February 28, 2007
Lingyun is the best person you will ever meet! She is kind, pure-hearted, and generous! Lingyun is often a Chinese girl that is very beautiful and gorgeous!
Lingyun lets go to the party
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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