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A shortening of the word linguist but the individual speaks them at varying proficiency levels. Is totally an insult for these types of individuals.
"Hey man, you don't really speak Portuguese huh? That lady earlier was SO confused."

"Uh, what do yo--"

Hank puts his hand on Rachel's shoulder, she looks at him and blushes.

"Kek, wat a lingu."
Lingu by vondreas November 20, 2023
Words you can keep

Ling Ling 

Ling Ling is the king of music. He can play any instrument, without any sacrilegious suspicions.
I thought you were practicing! Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, yet you are going nowhere. My son, you are a failure!
Ling Ling by earthlingalien January 26, 2019

American Sign Language 

A series of hand gestures, each representing a letter of the alphabet or an entire phrase; Very useful to deaf people & also if you're somewhere ya gotta be quiet so you just sign instead of talk. It originated in the early 19th century in the American School for the deaf in Hartford, Connecticut.
Monica's daughter is deaf so I got to see American Sign Language in action. It was a very interesting experience & her siblings knew how to sign too; their fingers just flew!

tough language 

Profanity-laced, colorful metaphors describing those kinds of people and places. You know the ones.
The President used tough language to describe the people and countries that are keeping America from becoming great again. You know the ones.
tough language by Bogrimm January 17, 2018

Jesse Lingardinho 

Jesse Lingardinho is an English professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder or as a winger for Premier League club West Ham United, on loan from Manchester United, and the England national team.
Lingardinho is rated as one of the best footballers in the world and is in contention for the Ballon d'Or.
Lingardinho has the skills to pay the bills
"hey is that Jesse lingard"
"No thats Jesse lingardinho the widely regarded best footballer of all time"

Sign Language 

SIGN language is a debating tactic used by most women and male feminist by engaging in language meant to Shame, Insult, Guilt, and a Need to be right against their opponent when they themselves can’t present a cogent argument based in facts, statistics and/or logic.
Kevin: Today’s modern female wants a traditional male but yet they’re not traditional women. They’re not equipped to be traditional women, they weren’t raised that way, nor do they want to be that way.

Female: Who hurt you? You’re just bitter and you probably have small penis. You obviously hate all women including your mother, and you don’t know what you’re talking about because you’re just a simple man.

Kevin: I’m Red Pilled, and your SIGN Language doesn’t work on me.
Sign Language by MGTOW Black March 9, 2021

lingardinho 

Lingardinho is the most legendary soccer player of all time, scoring thousands of goals and helping Man U win the champions league, and the World Cup. Even though Man U is a club he helped them win the World Cup
Wow Lingardinho made me cum
lingardinho by ppmolester November 15, 2020
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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