Lindsey/Lindsay 

A relatively tall girl with caramel skin. She has a bubble butt that you can not pop. Generally seen with long hair so she can wrap it around you and never let you go. Her hair is natural with luscious curls. That’s her tool to manipulate men. She always has her eyebrows done. She’s an entrepreneur in beauty. Every man wants to have kids with her. Any guy who doesn’t have her is jealous of the guy who does. This is a woman of extreme privateness. So if she lets you in her inner circle, then FIGHT to stay there.

Man 1: Do you know who that is? I wanna have a kid with her!
Man 2: That’s Lindsey/Lindsay, dude! Every guy wants to have a kid with her. Get in line!!

Lindsey/Lindsay by Yovanni Cortez April 30, 2022

lindsay lohan

To go from a beautiful redheaded, nicely curved teenager to an annorexic, nose powdering Paris Hilton knockoff.

Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded

lindsay lohan by Sub June 11, 2005

Lindsey Graham 

A closeted Southern Republican who is as confused about his support for Trump as he is with his own sexuality; he can bitch-slap Trump one day and blow him the next.

When confronted by a Lindsey Graham, Trump doesn’t know whether to cover his face or pull out his dick.

Lindsey Graham by IntlManoMystery February 19, 2019

Lindsay 

Lindsay is the best girl you could ask for. She is an amazing friend. She has a heart of gold and deserves every positive thing in this entire world. Lindsay is like a four leaf clover hard to find but once you find it you won't ever want to lose it. She has the best skills ever and makes you want to be her. Lindsay is shy but once you get to know her it's like the best thing that will ever happen to you. She is someone who will for sure make it to the olympics. Lindsay is the type of girl who doesn't care what others think about her or what they do to her but as long as she stays positive nobody will have problems. So the next time you see a Lindsay I would try to become best friends with her because she will be one of those best friends that is like a sister. Lindsay is beyond perfection and is literally the BEST thing that will ever happen to you!!!!!!

Lindsay is amazing!!!!!

Lindsay by CZbrotato May 7, 2018

Lindsey Lee’d 

When you inadvertently go into a bar for a few drinks and end up getting piss drunk due to the gracious bartender.

I decided to stop at Pounders Pub for an after work drink and I ended up getting Lindsey Lee’d.

Lindsey Lee’d by Bigdique August 30, 2022

Lindsay Lohan

The female who goes from beginning a fucking SEX SYMBOL to looking like the whore that walks around my block sucking cock for coke.

Damn I didnt know Lindsay Lohan works your block too.

Lindsay Lohan by P DuBB June 30, 2005

Lindsey Stirling

Undeniably the most beautiful and most talented violinist on the face of the planet. It's clear that she is enjoying life to its fullest extent. She produces the most incredible music videos on YouTube; in the most popular video she artfully combines dubstep with her signature hip-hop violin music which she enthusiastically plays inside a giant ice castle. For obvious reasons, she made it into the final auditions of the 2010 America's Got Talent. It's actually fortunate that she didn't win, for Hollywood would have likely destroyed Lindsey's beauty and originality.

YouTube "Dubstep Violin - Lindsey Stirling - Crystallize"

Lindsey Stirling by Jesse_V October 2, 2012