Lindsay's cupcakes 

Also known as "muddy underoos."
This is a phrase used to describe when a female's undergarments are exposed, and the viewer can clearly see splotches of fecal matter.
This even is most commonly associated with fat whores and white women named "Lindsay" (i.e., Lindsay Lohan).
Panties adorned with cupcakes are worth bonus points, and are dubbed "chocolate cupcakes."

Person A: "I heard that on the set of Lindsay Lohan's new movie, she vomited all over herself, and then passed out on the floor with her fanny in the air!"

Person B: "Yeah, I heard! Everyone was able to see Lindsay's cupcakes!"

<Person A vomits>

Lindsay's cupcakes by VeXxX September 22, 2010

Lindsay's N ic-hole 

Lindsay has run through all her husband's friends and now her coochie is a N ic-hole of the entire Navy seaman

She's such a slut. I bet her coochie is a busted up Lindsay's N ic-hole

Lindsay's N ic-hole by NACHObidniz February 13, 2025

Lindsay Fox's staircase 

The mythical staircase rumoured to have caused the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to be badly injured.
FYI it wasn't that - he was beaten to a pulp after being inappropriate with a kid.

Y'know, when I meet Lindsay Fox's staircase, I'd like to buy it several beers.

Lindsay Fox's staircase by mickolotopus August 22, 2023

Lindsay sex

When a man and a man/woman rub shoulders together in a successive motion and ending in an awkward moment

Taylor had lindsay sex before class, and now his shoulder is baboon ass red.

Lindsay sex by austin November 30, 2004

lindsay strauss

Lindsay Strauss is a strong girl. She pretends sometimes. She has a lot of friends who are like her. They all don’t want to live, they live anyways. 99% of her is done 1% thinks of all she’ll miss. The 1% gets her every time. She stays. She helps. She depressed. Her friends help. She has amazing friends too, they are like her. All 6 of them stick together. There was 7 but the one left. She is worse than Lindsay Strauss and her friends. Lindsay and her friends aren’t thet terrible but are still broke af. They put on fake smiles, fake attitudes and go to school. They cry themselves to sleep. Lindsay Strauss is happy sometimes but this is how she is, this is how I am

Lindsay Strauss is so kind but is so broken.

lindsay strauss by Sad_Little_Misfit_Broken December 18, 2017

Lindsay Lohan Syndrome 

Someone who used to be hot, but due to drugs, alcohol etc. has become unattractive

"She used to be so hot, but she got Lindsay Lohan syndrome"

"what happened to Emily? she used to be so hot"

"yea but she's got Lindsay Lohan syndrome pretty bad now"

Lindsay Lohan Syndrome by Mr.W.Smith October 18, 2012

lindsay lohans suitcase 

A special term to order drugs in secret in establishments,
meaning 3 cans of coke and a bag of weed.

Bartender: What can I get you?
Me: Lindsay Lohans Suitcase
Bartender: Why Ofcourse

lindsay lohans suitcase by twittermonster April 11, 2014