fumsy clucker

You can call your mate (who is a clumsy fucker) a fumsy clucker in polite company

"So he fell over running for the bus? What a fumsy clucker!"

by mickolotopus February 12, 2018

retarding basin

A low-lying place where retards gather.

The Knox festival has become a real Retarding Basin for the hillbillies.

by mickolotopus February 12, 2018

queensland fight juice

Queensland fight juice = Bundeberg Rum

I had to bail Evan out this morning. He had a big night out on the Queensland fight juice and went feral

by mickolotopus March 2, 2019

Lindsay Fox's staircase

The mythical staircase rumoured to have caused the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to be badly injured.
FYI it wasn't that - he was beaten to a pulp after being inappropriate with a kid.

Y'know, when I meet Lindsay Fox's staircase, I'd like to buy it several beers.

by mickolotopus August 22, 2023