fumsy clucker

You can call your mate (who is a clumsy fucker) a fumsy clucker in polite company

"So he fell over running for the bus? What a fumsy clucker!"

by mickolotopus February 12, 2018

Lindsay Fox's staircase

The mythical staircase rumoured to have caused the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to be badly injured.
FYI it wasn't that - he was beaten to a pulp after being inappropriate with a kid.

Y'know, when I meet Lindsay Fox's staircase, I'd like to buy it several beers.

by mickolotopus August 23, 2023

retarding basin

A low-lying place where retards gather.

The Knox festival has become a real Retarding Basin for the hillbillies.

by mickolotopus February 12, 2018

queensland fight juice

Queensland fight juice = Bundeberg Rum

I had to bail Evan out this morning. He had a big night out on the Queensland fight juice and went feral

by mickolotopus March 03, 2019