Lincolnize 

Lincolnize- verb: -ed, -ing,

- To be Assassinated, to be killed

Lincolnizer - noun

- An Assassin; A Hitman; A Murderer

Example: "You got Lincolnized Sucka!"

Example: John Wilkes Booth was a Lincolnizer.

Lincolnize by Gabe Mercado September 27, 2005

Lincolnish 

Possessing the qualities of truthiness, justice, and the Red state American way.

A word commonly used by neocon faux journalist Stephen Colbert to describe himself.

Stephen Colbert is Lincolnish.

Lincolnish by Ben Frey May 25, 2006

Checkmate, Lincolnites!

A phrase uttered by Neo-Confederates or Lost Causers after DESTROYING the pernicious lies of Yankees, Scalawags, and Carpetbaggers using FACTS and LOGIC.

Johnny Reb: "Why did the North invade the South in 1861? Was it because they hated slavery?"

Billy Yank: "No, it was to save the Union, but sl-"

Johnny Reb: "CHECKMATE, LINCOLNITES!1!!!1!"

Checkmate, Lincolnites! by Cool With Coolidge October 6, 2022

lincolnsexual 

being sexually attracted to Abraham Lincoln.

"Whos your favorite president?"

"Abraham Lincoln."

"No way! I'm lincolnsexual!"

lincolnsexual by asdfghjklmbvcxz May 13, 2016

lincolnite 

A term used by butthurt confederates to refer to a person who objects to the "Lost Cause" myth regardless of whether they support Lincoln or not.

Neckbeard confederate: "Did the North invade the South in 1861 because of slavery?"
American: "No, they wanted to preserve the Union, but sl-"
Neckbeard confederate: "CHECKMATE, LINCOLNITES!!!!1!"

lincolnite by kingofthecrimson January 9, 2021

Lincolnizer 

Someone who is stingy and cheap. Pretends to never have any cash. Someone who is a Lincolnizer always finds a way not to pay for things. A person who walks out on friends when a restaurant bill comes to the table.

Can also be used as a verb: I try not to Lincolnize in front of my girl.

Word Origin: Comes from penny pinching. A penny has the face of Abraham Lincoln - hence penny pinching or Lincolnizing. Any association to a person with the name Lincoln is purely coincidential.

Somewhere in NYC
Homeboy #1: Yo, lets go to Mickey Dees son.
Homeboy #2: Nahh kid, lets hit up Kennedy Fried Chicken. They got a sale and I got a coupon.
Homeboy #1: Damn, stop being such a Lincolnizer son.

Lincolnizer by BrokeAss July 30, 2008

Abe Lincolnbeard 

A young white male in his early 20's who wears a thin beard across his jawline. This individual will also sport bling, tattoos, and sports jerseys, and act in the same manner as young African American men of the same age.
See Also: Wigger

There were a bunch of Abe Lincolnbeards hanging out at the 7-11.

Abe Lincolnbeard by Johnny Teflon December 16, 2010