Lincolning 

Using your cell phone to read or see in dark situations, just as Abe did when reading by candlelight.

Mom: Johnny, what are you doing in the backseat? Are you on that snap text thing?
Johnny: I'm lincolning my homework Mom.

Friend 1 in the car: Hey man, turn on the light so I can see this.
Friend 2 driving: Dude, lincoln it.

Lincolning by CrazyDadLife March 13, 2013

Lincolning 

When a guy nuts on the back of someone's head in the cinema

I was lincolning while watching Avengers at the cinema

Lincolning by anonymous September 22, 2025

The Lincolning 

When you do it doggy style and jizz on the back of her/his head without their knowledge.
Specifically done when your girl/guy wants a quickie in a crowded place such as a mall or theater.

"Yeah man, I just gave her The Lincolning in the bathroom and people keep asking her why her hair is wet!"

"Brad gave me The Lincolning at my parents 25th anniversary dinner and then dumped me."

The Lincolning by BunnyLa69 March 28, 2023

Lincolnish 

Possessing the qualities of truthiness, justice, and the Red state American way.

A word commonly used by neocon faux journalist Stephen Colbert to describe himself.

Stephen Colbert is Lincolnish.

Lincolnish by Ben Frey May 25, 2006

Checkmate, Lincolnites!

A phrase uttered by Neo-Confederates or Lost Causers after DESTROYING the pernicious lies of Yankees, Scalawags, and Carpetbaggers using FACTS and LOGIC.

Johnny Reb: "Why did the North invade the South in 1861? Was it because they hated slavery?"

Billy Yank: "No, it was to save the Union, but sl-"

Johnny Reb: "CHECKMATE, LINCOLNITES!1!!!1!"

Checkmate, Lincolnites! by Cool With Coolidge October 6, 2022

lincolnite 

A term used by butthurt confederates to refer to a person who objects to the "Lost Cause" myth regardless of whether they support Lincoln or not.

Neckbeard confederate: "Did the North invade the South in 1861 because of slavery?"
American: "No, they wanted to preserve the Union, but sl-"
Neckbeard confederate: "CHECKMATE, LINCOLNITES!!!!1!"

lincolnite by kingofthecrimson January 9, 2021

lincolndogs 

First ever open source animation project.
Open source projects

They are doing lincolndogs with everything these days

lincolndogs by Malik W August 15, 2006