Lincolnizer 

Someone who is stingy and cheap. Pretends to never have any cash. Someone who is a Lincolnizer always finds a way not to pay for things. A person who walks out on friends when a restaurant bill comes to the table.

Can also be used as a verb: I try not to Lincolnize in front of my girl.

Word Origin: Comes from penny pinching. A penny has the face of Abraham Lincoln - hence penny pinching or Lincolnizing. Any association to a person with the name Lincoln is purely coincidential.

Somewhere in NYC
Homeboy #1: Yo, lets go to Mickey Dees son.
Homeboy #2: Nahh kid, lets hit up Kennedy Fried Chicken. They got a sale and I got a coupon.
Homeboy #1: Damn, stop being such a Lincolnizer son.

Lincolnizer by BrokeAss July 30, 2008

Checkmate, Lincolnites!

A phrase uttered by Neo-Confederates or Lost Causers after DESTROYING the pernicious lies of Yankees, Scalawags, and Carpetbaggers using FACTS and LOGIC.

Johnny Reb: "Why did the North invade the South in 1861? Was it because they hated slavery?"

Billy Yank: "No, it was to save the Union, but sl-"

Johnny Reb: "CHECKMATE, LINCOLNITES!1!!!1!"

Checkmate, Lincolnites! by Cool With Coolidge October 6, 2022

lincolnite 

A term used by butthurt confederates to refer to a person who objects to the "Lost Cause" myth regardless of whether they support Lincoln or not.

Neckbeard confederate: "Did the North invade the South in 1861 because of slavery?"
American: "No, they wanted to preserve the Union, but sl-"
Neckbeard confederate: "CHECKMATE, LINCOLNITES!!!!1!"

lincolnite by kingofthecrimson January 9, 2021

Lincolnize 

Lincolnize- verb: -ed, -ing,

- To be Assassinated, to be killed

Lincolnizer - noun

- An Assassin; A Hitman; A Murderer

Example: "You got Lincolnized Sucka!"

Example: John Wilkes Booth was a Lincolnizer.

Lincolnize by Gabe Mercado September 27, 2005

Lincolnbeer 

dollar drafts, dollar pitchers, 50 cent drafts. any beer that costs $1 or less for 21-24 year old wiggers to spend their allowance on.

Yo Mike! when you get out of work at subway? we need to get to the bar to get $8 worth of lincolnbeers.

Lincolnbeer by ihatelincolnbeards October 13, 2011