Lincolnism

A conspiracy belief ideology centred around Abraham Lincoln and other famous people, Jesus Christ, and alternate universes, created by a furry on iFunny by the name JackTheRedFox.

James: “I’m a proud supporter of Lincolnism! I can’t wait for when we become the second universe to defeat Jesus Christ and his armies!”
John: “The fuck?”

by JackTheRedFox October 3, 2020

Lincolnshire Syndrome

A typical malaise affecting those who live in secluded rural areas such as Lincolnshire, England. Symptoms include lack of urban awareness; an aversity to progress; general social/racial ignorance and crucially the inability to accept that such areas are generally shit. Sufferers may find difficulty in rehabilitation; some have been known to live in said areas for life due to their irrefutable lack of ambition. Surprisingly some are content to be entertained lifelong by Young Farmers' parties and "Skeg-Vegas", an association of which the true Vegas, thankfully, is unlikely to know of. To this date there is no apparent cure.

"you off to skeggy vegas on saturday yeahhh?"

- a Lincolnshire Syndrome sufferer

by pradzor March 17, 2010

Lincolnish

Possessing the qualities of truthiness, justice, and the Red state American way.

A word commonly used by neocon faux journalist Stephen Colbert to describe himself.

Stephen Colbert is Lincolnish.

by Ben Frey May 25, 2006

Checkmate, Lincolnites!

A phrase uttered by Neo-Confederates or Lost Causers after DESTROYING the pernicious lies of Yankees, Scalawags, and Carpetbaggers using FACTS and LOGIC.

Johnny Reb: "Why did the North invade the South in 1861? Was it because they hated slavery?"

Billy Yank: "No, it was to save the Union, but sl-"

Johnny Reb: "CHECKMATE, LINCOLNITES!1!!!1!"

by Cool With Coolidge October 6, 2022

aLincolnism

Alincolnism is simply the opposite of Lincolnism. The prefix A means "without" or "not", so lincolnism is simply a lack of belief in Abraham Lincoln(s).

There are two kinds of alincolnism: strong (positive) alincolnism and weak (negative) alincolnism. The difference between these two is basically that a weak alincolnist doesn't believe in Abraham Lincoln, while a strong alincolnism believes in no Lincoln.

Weak alincolnism is essentially the same as abegnosticism. It states that since we have no proof of a Abraham Lincoln, we cannot know for sure that he existed. Strong alincolnism states that since we live in a scientific world where the existence of things is determined solely by their observability, we cannot assume anything unobservable to exist. Abraham Lincoln isn’t observable, therefore he doesn’t exist (cf. Occam’s Razor). This doesn't mean that an alincolnist wouldn't WANT to believe in Abraham Lincoln, it merely means that he has no REASON to believe in it/him.

Anyone who lacks a belief in Abraham Lincoln is an alincolnist. Remember, presidential claims require presidential evidence, and until presidential evidence is proposed, alincolnism is the default position.
That dog is an alincolnist. A new-born baby is an alincolnist. And you should be an alincolnist too.
Yo! Did you see the facebook page dedicated to alincolnism? Its super rad!

by aLincolnist April 2, 2013

lincolnsexual

being sexually attracted to Abraham Lincoln.

"Whos your favorite president?"

"Abraham Lincoln."

"No way! I'm lincolnsexual!"

by asdfghjklmbvcxz May 13, 2016

lincolnite

A term used by butthurt confederates to refer to a person who objects to the "Lost Cause" myth regardless of whether they support Lincoln or not.

Neckbeard confederate: "Did the North invade the South in 1861 because of slavery?"
American: "No, they wanted to preserve the Union, but sl-"
Neckbeard confederate: "CHECKMATE, LINCOLNITES!!!!1!"

by kingofthecrimson January 9, 2021