Lincolnbeer 

dollar drafts, dollar pitchers, 50 cent drafts. any beer that costs $1 or less for 21-24 year old wiggers to spend their allowance on.

Yo Mike! when you get out of work at subway? we need to get to the bar to get $8 worth of lincolnbeers.

Lincolnbeer by ihatelincolnbeards October 13, 2011

Lincolnizer 

Someone who is stingy and cheap. Pretends to never have any cash. Someone who is a Lincolnizer always finds a way not to pay for things. A person who walks out on friends when a restaurant bill comes to the table.

Can also be used as a verb: I try not to Lincolnize in front of my girl.

Word Origin: Comes from penny pinching. A penny has the face of Abraham Lincoln - hence penny pinching or Lincolnizing. Any association to a person with the name Lincoln is purely coincidential.

Somewhere in NYC
Homeboy #1: Yo, lets go to Mickey Dees son.
Homeboy #2: Nahh kid, lets hit up Kennedy Fried Chicken. They got a sale and I got a coupon.
Homeboy #1: Damn, stop being such a Lincolnizer son.

Lincolnizer by BrokeAss July 30, 2008

Lincolnburgersonleeosis 

Firecrotch disease.

Last night I went down on a ginger guy and saw he had a bad case of Lincolnburgersonleeosis forest around his genitals.

Lincolnburgersonleeosis by NotNeenew May 12, 2022

Abe Lincolnbeard 

A young white male in his early 20's who wears a thin beard across his jawline. This individual will also sport bling, tattoos, and sports jerseys, and act in the same manner as young African American men of the same age.
See Also: Wigger

There were a bunch of Abe Lincolnbeards hanging out at the 7-11.

Abe Lincolnbeard by Johnny Teflon December 16, 2010

Lincolnnearum Theorum 

The theory first thought up by sacratis and copernicus then Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein and the greatest philospher of our time Pat Fago that all scientific mathmatical equations will eventually equal Abraham Lincoln(AL)

Lincolnnearum Theorum
GW=george washington
HH=herbert hoover
GW-HH=AL

Lincolnnearum Theorum by O'Gara May 31, 2007