n 1: A 39 year old(Carbon
dating would suggest she surfaced in the Neolithic age) bored old housewife. Unhappy with her ho-hum drab life, The Limejello enjoys nothing more than spending her time
trolling on
internet forums. Fueled by the fact that she regrets the choices she has made in her life (Getting married to a bland
slob, having children with a bland
slob, not being with the
guy in Colorado),she projects her unhappiness & insecurities in the form of blind hatred onto the young,
beautiful, and intelligent.
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The Limejello will side with anyone who grovels at her cloven feet(This sect is known as the Jelloites. Led by Logan1962 and Bumba). The Limejello will lavish false praise upon them, even if they speak and behave in the same manner as those she unsuccessfully attempts to flame.
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On the inter-web, The Limejello should be ignored. If confronted on the outside world by The Limejello, the best option is fleeing. For the Mythology of The Limejello suggest her cavernous, dank,vile tooth bearing vagina has been known to engulf everything from large rodents to small central American villages.
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Avoid at all costs.
