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Limejello 

n 1: A 39 year old(Carbon dating would suggest she surfaced in the Neolithic age) bored old housewife. Unhappy with her ho-hum drab life, The Limejello enjoys nothing more than spending her time trolling on internet forums. Fueled by the fact that she regrets the choices she has made in her life (Getting married to a bland slob, having children with a bland slob, not being with the guy in Colorado),she projects her unhappiness & insecurities in the form of blind hatred onto the young, beautiful, and intelligent.
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The Limejello will side with anyone who grovels at her cloven feet(This sect is known as the Jelloites. Led by Logan1962 and Bumba). The Limejello will lavish false praise upon them, even if they speak and behave in the same manner as those she unsuccessfully attempts to flame.
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On the inter-web, The Limejello should be ignored. If confronted on the outside world by The Limejello, the best option is fleeing. For the Mythology of The Limejello suggest her cavernous, dank,vile tooth bearing vagina has been known to engulf everything from large rodents to small central American villages.
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Avoid at all costs.
"Every 23 years, for 23 days, The Limejello feeds."
Limejello by Keller September 1, 2008
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limejello 

A universally interchangable negative superlative. May be used to describe any person, quality, situation etc. to indicate that the thing described is the most horrible ever. May be any part of speech.
She's fat, has no sense of humor, is a stupid, delusional, obsessive, lying, angry, ugly, filty pig. In short, she's limejello.
limejello by Jannette Marie October 5, 2006
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limejello 

a hot,sexy, and witty 39 year old woman who continues to do great pwnage to obsessed, lonely, sweaty and swarthy boys.
a student to another student re: a female teachers pwnage of them:

oh she so limejello'd you, dude!

limejello 

An ugly fat slob that posts at the Superficial forums.
That girl is ugly! Well compared to limejello she is the hotness.
limejello by Tyrone Bigguns September 15, 2008
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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