Limejello

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n 1: A 39 year old(Carbon dating would suggest she surfaced in the Neolithic age) bored old housewife. Unhappy with her ho-hum drab life, The Limejello enjoys nothing more than spending her time trolling on internet forums. Fueled by the fact that she regrets the choices she has made in her life (Getting married to a bland slob, having children with a bland slob, not being with the guy in Colorado),she projects her unhappiness & insecurities in the form of blind hatred onto the young, beautiful, and intelligent.
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The Limejello will side with anyone who grovels at her cloven feet(This sect is known as the Jelloites. Led by Logan1962 and Bumba). The Limejello will lavish false praise upon them, even if they speak and behave in the same manner as those she unsuccessfully attempts to flame.
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On the inter-web, The Limejello should be ignored. If confronted on the outside world by The Limejello, the best option is fleeing. For the Mythology of The Limejello suggest her cavernous, dank,vile tooth bearing vagina has been known to engulf everything from large rodents to small central American villages.
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Avoid at all costs.

"Every 23 years, for 23 days, The Limejello feeds."

Limejello by Keller September 1, 2008

Words you can keep

limejello

A universally interchangable negative superlative. May be used to describe any person, quality, situation etc. to indicate that the thing described is the most horrible ever. May be any part of speech.

She's fat, has no sense of humor, is a stupid, delusional, obsessive, lying, angry, ugly, filty pig. In short, she's limejello.

limejello by Jannette Marie October 5, 2006

Related Words

limejello • lime hello • Lime jelly • like hello • Like hello sister! • Love jello

limejello

a hot,sexy, and witty 39 year old woman who continues to do great pwnage to obsessed, lonely, sweaty and swarthy boys.

a student to another student re: a female teachers pwnage of them:

oh she so limejello'd you, dude!

limejello by tom swift is not homosexual June 11, 2006

limejello

An ugly fat slob that posts at the Superficial forums.

That girl is ugly! Well compared to limejello she is the hotness.

limejello by Tyrone Bigguns September 15, 2008

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026