You feel like a monster after you listen to the Skillet song Monster and it gets stuck in your head so you are now quietly singing to your self "I, I feel like a monster!" while doing the dishes or something.

I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin, I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I hate what I've become, the nightmares just begun, I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I, I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I, I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER!-song lyrics from the song Monster.

I feel like a monster by Rero King of Cherries December 18, 2017

Hurt like a motherfucker

When you get hurt so bad that the pain is equal to someone fucking your mother, usually used in past tense.

Guy 1:I got hit by a truck and broke my legs and right arm when I was young

Guy 2: Dam, that must have hurt like a motherfucker

Hurt like a motherfucker by Irregulator July 5, 2011

mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap

a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before

kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap

mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.

Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011

run like a mother fucker

to run as fast as you can

Tony: Shit, its da cop!

Me: Run like a mother fucker!

run like a mother fucker by Pimp jamie B June 27, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026