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Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.
"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."
"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"
"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"
Mike Litoris by Gran Torino December 19, 2009
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Litoris in the clitoris
When something is so lit that it be snatching weaves and poppin cherries, then it is litoris in the clitoris.
Bro 1: Yo Bro, did you catch that sweaty Broadway production of Hedwig and the Angry Inch?
Bro 2: Totes bro, NPH was totally litoris in the clitoris.
Bro 2: Totes bro, NPH was totally litoris in the clitoris.
Litoris in the clitoris by Not Your Mothers Theater Kid January 23, 2019
lighterism
Discrimination based on lighter skin aka lightskins , typically mixed race black and white people , but can occur between lightskin black people as well, alot of times lightskins can face discrimination from darker skin people ,
Lightskin person: damn man lighterism is real out here , we gotta stick together
Darkskin person: bro stop lightskins don't face discrimination
Darkskin person: bro stop lightskins don't face discrimination
lighterism by Jayyykillin September 11, 2020
litoris
A flower that buds in times of greatness. It is a self watering flower that requires a lot of attention. If taken care of properly it can bring great pleasure. This plant grows all over the world and all year around.
litoris by i_am_big_papi November 11, 2009
ligatorial
ligatorial by John January 19, 2005
Litoris
Litoris by Gookmasterhens November 30, 2016
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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