legitoris

when something is so poggers its both legitimate and >8000 nerve endings

person 1: I told my landlord something came in the mail today. he said what ? i said "these nuts"
person 2: thats fucken legitoris

legitoris by epicmeme69poggers December 2, 2020

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.

"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."

"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"

Mike Litoris by Gran Torino December 19, 2009

legitskis 

From the language of the "Foodeg", it represents one of the 4 words, bombskis, legitskis, sai, and foodeg. The word legitskis means something that is awesome, appeals to the senses in a positive way, and makes you excited, but in a "legit" way. It is usually said in a chilled out tone, which only certain people who had the bombskis with you really can understand.

Yo fool, thats legitskis dawg, thanks fool.
(Translated in the language of the Foodeg for Foodeg speakers): Foodeg, legitskis dawg, thanks for the bomb danks dawg.

legitskis by NodnarbBRD March 19, 2008

Litoris in the clitoris 

When something is so lit that it be snatching weaves and poppin cherries, then it is litoris in the clitoris.

Bro 1: Yo Bro, did you catch that sweaty Broadway production of Hedwig and the Angry Inch?

Bro 2: Totes bro, NPH was totally litoris in the clitoris.

Litoris in the clitoris by Not Your Mothers Theater Kid January 23, 2019

legitomite 

Something that is clearly not genuine, yet is passed off as such. Such statements or claims are bolstered with absurd credentials that are patently false and easily disproved.

I am a legitomite inventor. I invented chairs, clouds and the concept of irony. You can check my references with the Bureau of All Things Legitomite.

legitomite by met2art April 17, 2011

legitamis maximus 

Something being amazing,awesome,real,LEGIT! to epic porportions.

"true lemon: packets of crystalized lemons that you add to drinks such as water or diet coke dude! try it man!"

"OMG it seriously tastes like i squeezed a lemon in my water!!!"

"I told you this stuff is legitamis maximus!!!"

legitamis maximus by lilmamma43345 May 13, 2010

Legitorally

When something is very legit or literal, can be used to amplify either term.

Can also be used as a form of agreement.

-“I think women should have rights.”

-“Legitorally bro.”

Or

-“That is Legitorally insane!”

Legitorally by Pissmunkforeskin June 7, 2023