Someone who is learning to speak English although cannot even form sentences grammatically, characterized by a severe case of inability to recognize how pathetic he or she appears to her English speaking peers.. Normally discriminated by language professors, linguists, philologists and bibliomaniacs like me.

I just spoke to a lingotarded fellow from China and vexation generated by the disabled creature was more than I could handle.

lingotarded by bibliomane June 16, 2013

niggatard

Niggatards are either
A. a retared nigga
B. a nigga who's retarted (Learn the difference.)
C. A dimmadumbass
D. A Riannah

Keirra: Cuh, you see that?
Cuh: Oh yeah, that's a niggatard.

niggatard by noprofitfound October 13, 2019

Lighttard_

Lighttard_ is an Absolute genius who never misses🤣He has the Brian power equivalent to that of light, lelouch, L, near, and any other character with an iq of 150 and up COMBINED🤤🤤🤤Yet he still can’t tell how you miss so hard on your takes🤣🤣👎🏻👎🏻He’s rlly hot too...

Bozo 1: Yo bro did you see Lighttard’s new post?
Bozo 2: yeah man lighttard_ never misses

Lighttard_ by Anonlighttard March 27, 2021

Get the Lighttard_ mug.

Linguatard

One who only speaks their native tongue and is unwilling or incapable of learning another language. An England football supporter shouting his beer order in english at a French waiter in France is a perfect example of a Linguatard.

Daniel: Bonjour Paul, ça va bien?
Paul: What the hell are you on about? You garlic muncher!
Daniel: Oh Paul, you are super awesome chap, but you are a bit of a Linguatard.
Paul: Whatever, you can keep your French crap, I'm of for a good honest English baguette.

Linguatard by TWSS August 10, 2016

Get the Linguatard mug.

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

Word of the Day on October 7, 2026

Get the square grouper mug.

Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

Get the Bunhead mug.

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on October 5, 2026

Get the trucker's tan mug.

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Word of the Day on October 4, 2026

Get the kidulting mug.

Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Get the Boffin mug.