Linguatard

One who only speaks their native tongue and is unwilling or incapable of learning another language. An England football supporter shouting his beer order in english at a French waiter in France is a perfect example of a Linguatard.

Daniel: Bonjour Paul, ça va bien?
Paul: What the hell are you on about? You garlic muncher!
Daniel: Oh Paul, you are super awesome chap, but you are a bit of a Linguatard.
Paul: Whatever, you can keep your French crap, I'm of for a good honest English baguette.

Linguatard by TWSS August 10, 2016

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lingotarded

Someone who is learning to speak English although cannot even form sentences grammatically, characterized by a severe case of inability to recognize how pathetic he or she appears to her English speaking peers.. Normally discriminated by language professors, linguists, philologists and bibliomaniacs like me.

I just spoke to a lingotarded fellow from China and vexation generated by the disabled creature was more than I could handle.

lingotarded by bibliomane June 16, 2013

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Liggatard

an insult towards an individual who is extremely stupid/ignorant.

You fucking liggatard I hope you burn in hell.

Liggatard by Retard420 April 6, 2024

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Liggatard

A unpleasant or stupid individual who acts mentally disabled

"Why are you such a fucking liggatard?"

Liggatard by Retard420 August 18, 2024

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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