Skip to main content

Linguatard 

One who only speaks their native tongue and is unwilling or incapable of learning another language. An England football supporter shouting his beer order in english at a French waiter in France is a perfect example of a Linguatard.
Daniel: Bonjour Paul, ça va bien?
Paul: What the hell are you on about? You garlic muncher!
Daniel: Oh Paul, you are super awesome chap, but you are a bit of a Linguatard.
Paul: Whatever, you can keep your French crap, I'm of for a good honest English baguette.
Linguatard by TWSS August 10, 2016
Linguatard mug front
Get the Linguatard mug.
See more merch

lingotarded

Someone who is learning to speak English although cannot even form sentences grammatically, characterized by a severe case of inability to recognize how pathetic he or she appears to her English speaking peers.. Normally discriminated by language professors, linguists, philologists and bibliomaniacs like me.
I just spoke to a lingotarded fellow from China and vexation generated by the disabled creature was more than I could handle.
lingotarded by bibliomane June 16, 2013
Related Words

Liggatard 

an insult towards an individual who is extremely stupid/ignorant.
You fucking liggatard I hope you burn in hell.
Liggatard by Retard420 April 6, 2024

Liggatard 

A unpleasant or stupid individual who acts mentally disabled
"Why are you such a fucking liggatard?"
Liggatard by Retard420 August 18, 2024
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026