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lifefish 

(noun): someone who is incapable of doing what he really wants because of constraints he has imposed on himself through poor life decisions

also applies to someone who strives for or achieves superficial success
Benny is 35 years old, married, and has young children. He works at an insurance company and his income matches his expenses. His family obligations prevent him from pursuing his goal of starting a company. He does not enjoy his work but is no longer young enough to switch industries. Benny is a lifefish.
lifefish by Mr.lifefish September 6, 2009
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Stiffy by the Liffey 

The Dublin Spire, a monument in Dublin, Ireland, which some see as a phallic symbol. The Liffey is a nearby river.
The government is going to build another useless monument like the Stiffy by the Liffey.
someone who talks out their ass
That Lipoff won't shut up about the news.
lipoff by Jewy Louie Bullshit October 16, 2008
Full of life.
Nima: Dude, we're moving to a more lifeful house.
lifeful by Shuli March 9, 2010

Ultimate Lifeform 

An industrial band from Canada. Also applied to Sonic the Hedgehog's rival Shadow, who is often referred to as 'The Ultimate Lifeform.
Sam was glaring at his computer with Ultimate Lifeform pounding in his ears, not hearing his mom yell at him to come down for dinner.


Shadow IS the Ultimate Lifeform!
Ultimate Lifeform by livebodybag October 21, 2008

lifefuck 

an event or series of events that ultimately change your life in a less than favourable manner, generally resulting in the realignment of ones life path.
"man, your wife left you after you found out the kids aren't yours, that is a serious lifefuck"
lifefuck by why_ June 29, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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