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lifefish 

(noun): someone who is incapable of doing what he really wants because of constraints he has imposed on himself through poor life decisions

also applies to someone who strives for or achieves superficial success
Benny is 35 years old, married, and has young children. He works at an insurance company and his income matches his expenses. His family obligations prevent him from pursuing his goal of starting a company. He does not enjoy his work but is no longer young enough to switch industries. Benny is a lifefish.
lifefish by Mr.lifefish September 6, 2009
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Stiffy by the Liffey 

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The government is going to build another useless monument like the Stiffy by the Liffey.
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Nima: Dude, we're moving to a more lifeful house.
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lifefuck 

an event or series of events that ultimately change your life in a less than favourable manner, generally resulting in the realignment of ones life path.
"man, your wife left you after you found out the kids aren't yours, that is a serious lifefuck"
lifefuck by why_ June 29, 2008