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lifefuck 

an event or series of events that ultimately change your life in a less than favourable manner, generally resulting in the realignment of ones life path.
"man, your wife left you after you found out the kids aren't yours, that is a serious lifefuck"
lifefuck by why_ June 29, 2008

liferuler 

It's the opposite of a nerd. Peoples that concern more about how they look like or what other people think about them. They usually run after fame and recognition, even if it is not a permanent status.
gym rats, big brother participants, 50 cent, liferuler
liferuler by filipekiss February 15, 2009
THE MOST IMPORTANT LIFE RULES.
If you follow them, you will find true enlightenment.
Rule One:
Be friends with people who can get you free food.
Rule Two:
Don't get caught doing anything stupid.
Rule Three:
If/when you do get caught, don't do anything stupid to make it worse.
Rule Four:
Always play good music.
Rule Five:
Eat Cookies.
Rule Six:
When you aren't friends with people who can get you free food, find a way to steal food that is both quick and effective.
Rule Seven:
Learn how to play the guitar. It is both cliche and attracts members of the opposite sex.
Rule Eight:
Tell someone you love them.
Rule Nine:
Learn a form of martial arts. To kick peoples' asses as well as attract the opposite sex.
Rule Ten:
Always find comfort in Ben and Jerry.
Rule Eleven:
Take over-priced and crappy photos in a photo both with more than two people (cramped spaces make for better and more memorable pictures).
Rule Twelve:
Learn a foreign language and confuse people.
Rule Thirteen:
Talk to strangers: www.omegle.com
Rule Fourteen:
Eat a series of foods all with the word 'pop' in them (popcorn, poptarts, pop...and that's pretty much it)
Rule Fifteen:
Do flips on a trampoline.
Rule Sixteen:
Bathe in your own awesomeness.
Rule Seventeen:
Set someone you don't like on fire.
Rule Eighteen:
Jump out of a window.
Rule Nineteen:
Buy a dog and name it Susan. Raise it to be your best friend, always be there for it, and it will always be there for you. Love Susan and she will always return love in forms of wet sloppy kisses and tail wagging. One day, you'll accidentally hit her with your car and go through a horrible cycle of drinking and guilt. Eventually you'll get over it and will buy goldfish for the rest of your life.
(This rule is not necessary)
Rule Twenty:
Do whatever the hell you want. Who cares?
(this is considered to be the most important LifeRule)
By following these LifeRules, I have achieved enlightenment!
LifeRules by SarahLiza July 28, 2009

lifebulb 

You know that epiphany you get when you suddenly realize that the way you've been living up until that moment is not the way you want to live the rest of your life? That's a lifebulb.
After vacationing to Africa, my sister had a lifebulb and decided to move there.
lifebulb by pixeleight December 4, 2010

not likefullness

that was not likefullness
not likefullness by niana March 14, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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