Lifafi

A corrupt journalist on the government payroll. From the Urdu word "lifafa" which means "envelope" - in this case, an envelope full of cash.

That so-called journalist has been nicknamed Lifafi, because he is known to receive envelopes full of cash from the Ministry of Information to praise the military junta.

by Saleem Safi July 2, 2023

lifefish

(noun): someone who is incapable of doing what he really wants because of constraints he has imposed on himself through poor life decisions

also applies to someone who strives for or achieves superficial success

Benny is 35 years old, married, and has young children. He works at an insurance company and his income matches his expenses. His family obligations prevent him from pursuing his goal of starting a company. He does not enjoy his work but is no longer young enough to switch industries. Benny is a lifefish.

by Mr.lifefish September 6, 2009

Lifafriend

Rather obscure adjective used by individuals from the Ballard neighborhood of Seattle to describe a person that you are solely dating but do not want the relationship to be categorized as a girlfriend or boyfriend. Often used by the males in the family to deflect the perceived intrusive questioning (and hoping) of the female members or as a repulsive response to any form of categorization. For all intent and purpose it means boyfriend or girlfriend.

The origin seems to be from the Scandinavian, Lutheran community of NW Washington state. The males of this group have a visceral dislike of relational categorization due, it is believed, to adherence to ancient Viking norms that stressed global, indiscriminant spreading of genetic material.

Hey Lars, how is your girlfriend Natalie

She is not my girlfriend, she is my 'lifafriend'!

Sorry dude.

by Laleph December 25, 2009

liffing

Long joint waiting. Someone holding onto a joint too long. But means no offence.

" yo man you're Liffing"
"Ah sorry" (passes joint along)

by Liffing May 16, 2015

lisafied

The act of being told to sit down and shut up, especially when it comes to drivers and tour leaders.

That tour guide just lisafied his driver.

by Dabeach July 8, 2022

liafih

A big dick warrior-poet, at least 5'7. Accurate takes on movies and music, the only person with worthwhile opinions on Thomas Pynchon. Has seen The Simpsons Movie over 20 times. Big dick. Cool and funny. Always has at least 2 pairs of sunglasses on him. Low net worth, but money isn't everything. Likes long walks on the beach, travel, and wine. Hates fake people and dogs. Bitcoin AI money cash dollar bill money mentality

"hi my name is liafih"
"wassup big dick baller"

by tyrone_slothrop February 19, 2025