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lifefish 

(noun): someone who is incapable of doing what he really wants because of constraints he has imposed on himself through poor life decisions

also applies to someone who strives for or achieves superficial success
Benny is 35 years old, married, and has young children. He works at an insurance company and his income matches his expenses. His family obligations prevent him from pursuing his goal of starting a company. He does not enjoy his work but is no longer young enough to switch industries. Benny is a lifefish.
lifefish by Mr.lifefish September 6, 2009

Lifafriend

Rather obscure adjective used by individuals from the Ballard neighborhood of Seattle to describe a person that you are solely dating but do not want the relationship to be categorized as a girlfriend or boyfriend. Often used by the males in the family to deflect the perceived intrusive questioning (and hoping) of the female members or as a repulsive response to any form of categorization. For all intent and purpose it means boyfriend or girlfriend.

The origin seems to be from the Scandinavian, Lutheran community of NW Washington state. The males of this group have a visceral dislike of relational categorization due, it is believed, to adherence to ancient Viking norms that stressed global, indiscriminant spreading of genetic material.
Hey Lars, how is your girlfriend Natalie

She is not my girlfriend, she is my 'lifafriend'!

Sorry dude.
Lifafriend by Laleph December 25, 2009
Long joint waiting. Someone holding onto a joint too long. But means no offence.
" yo man you're Liffing"
"Ah sorry" (passes joint along)
liffing by Liffing May 16, 2015

lisafied 

The act of being told to sit down and shut up, especially when it comes to drivers and tour leaders.
That tour guide just lisafied his driver.
lisafied by Dabeach July 8, 2022
A big dick warrior-poet, at least 5'7. Accurate takes on movies and music, the only person with worthwhile opinions on Thomas Pynchon. Has seen The Simpsons Movie over 20 times. Big dick. Cool and funny. Always has at least 2 pairs of sunglasses on him. Low net worth, but money isn't everything. Likes long walks on the beach, travel, and wine. Hates fake people and dogs. Bitcoin AI money cash dollar bill money mentality
"hi my name is liafih"
"wassup big dick baller"
liafih by tyrone_slothrop February 19, 2025
He stole all the food and is destroying our table, he’s being liffical.
Liffical by TheOneAndOnlyP51 April 18, 2026
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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