maaan's definitions

menage tois

It's actually spelled 'ménage à trois' and it is the French term for 'threesome'

"It's ménage à trois, not menage tois you stupid poo."
"Eff toi!"

by maaan March 1, 2007

Lexizard

A flame pokémon. Length: 5'7'', Weight: 200 lbs.
Evolves from Lexieleon.
Weak against: Tea
Resistant against: Turtles

Some attacks include:
-Lump Attack
-Meditate
-Lexitus
-Sucker in the Face

Spits semen that is hot enough to melt popsicles. Known to unintentionally cause erections. LV.76 #lump

"Go Lexizard! Use Lump Attack against Chai-Sarah!"

by maaan June 25, 2006

life

1.
Synonym for awesome, score, sweet, etc.

2.
Duh.

1.
"Life! No school today!"

2.
"Oh, so that's what it's for. Life!"

by maaan June 25, 2006

funny lumper

Used to refer to anything funny.

Anything funny, retarded or random.

Used to describe something pleasant.

"That's a funny lumper!"

"You're such a funny lumper."

"I love my funny lumper!"

by maaan June 24, 2006

lady

1.
Used to refer to any female person.

2.
Used to refer to tits.

1.
"Where'd lady go?"
"Have you seen lady?"
"Hey lady, how about a lumpkin!"
"Sure, I'd love to go see a movie with you, but first I must fuck lady."
"There's a lady over there, and a lady over there, and a lady everywhere!"

2.
"How do you like my new ladies?"
"Lump my ladies."
"Psst, Sarah, you're ladies are falling out."
"Tell your ladies to stop jiggling when you walk."
"Keep your ladies to yourself."

by maaan June 24, 2006

pee flow

The rate that your pee comes out.

A very long pee.

"My pee flow is 4.5 mL/s."

"I'm going to go have a pee flow."
"Have fun with your pee flow."

by maaan June 24, 2006

trente-six million

Used by French people as an exaggerated number.

"Je t'ai dit comme trente-six million fois!"

by maaan June 24, 2006