Lewft 

when a fuck nigga wanna lie so he have to leave, funnier version of left/leave

that nigga seth done lewft the server

Lewft by Rarejahs February 15, 2021

I’d give my left nut to… 

I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger hyperbolic lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion.

I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.

Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.

Any why the left nut?

Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?

Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.

So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!

The expression “ I’d give my left nut to…” used in a context to illustrate its usage:

I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .

I’d give my left nut to… by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 30, 2023

left-handedness 

Approximately 10% of people are left~handed, also referred to as southpaws. Ambidextrousness occurs in approximately 30% of people.

Oftentimes in school, natural left-handedness is discouraged for the sake of convenience~how awful! Having left-handedness is rare.

left-handedness by Starchylde June 14, 2016

My left ear hurts 

This is a joke within the MCYT community about dreamnotfound. It originated from a tumblr post where a user stated that their left ear hurt whenever something to do with dreamnotfound happened. The fans now use this commonly as an inside joke among the fandom

My left ear hurts after that jackbox stream today

My left ear hurts by Megladon_Donuts March 6, 2021

Third from the left 

Kim Seokjin a.k.a the Visual King, has now upgraded from car door guy to third from the left. Once again reaching out to random strangers just by having his amazing good looks. Stan talent. Stan Beauty. Stan the third from the left

You know him, you love him, it's the third from the left

Third from the left by ARMYs<3 May 29, 2017

I think I might have left the blender turned on 

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

I think I might have left the blender turned on by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

Left Noob

It is right next to Moosejaw, Saskatchewan.

Ryan Stiles: Have you ever heard of a place called Moosejaw, Saskatchewan?
Colin Mochrie: Isn't that right beside Left Noob?

Left Noob by WLIIA July 9, 2010