Noun. A lying sack of shit who refuses to perform essential duties. She may fail to pay rent, wash crusty dishes, and otherwise clean. She may also leave soiled underwear around in very inappropriate places, have loud sex against the wall to your bedroom, and then bitch when you have sex in a much more polite fashion. She may make the landlord wait so long for a check that he threatens your security deposit, will then get uppity when you refuse to allow her to stay until the end of the month, and still expect you to help her. She will spend hours at a time watching bad anime, reading webcomics, and playing World of Warcraft. She will also insist upon having a DVR in her bedroom which she will never use. Instead, she will grow agitated if she's watching something irritating in the main room and you ask her to move to her bedroom. She will only use the television in her room while sleeping, thus wasting electricity and increasing the bills for you. She will run an empty fishtank for weeks on end because she's incapable of keeping the fish alive, but insists upon torturing the poor things. She will be an ungrateful freeloader who lies about absolutely everything to everyone.
by victimLady May 04, 2009