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A straight girl who prefers to associate with close lesbian friends. As faghag is to a straight girl with close gay man friend(s), lesbag is a straight girl to lesbian friend(s).
That Susan's such a lesbag
lesbag by Susan Jonkman August 14, 2016
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lestat • lestari • lestau • Lesta • lestad • Lestaf • Lestagne • Lestai • lestan • lestander
leftist person with retarded thought process
That's a typical leftard reaction...
Leftard by braindead liberals March 28, 2017

lestappen 

gay emotional support rivals (coined the saying "if you have been rivals for longer than a decade, you're not just rivals anymore, you're gay"); formula one drivers, the best duo for wheel-to-wheel fights on track.
person A: wait, who were the guys involved in the INCHIDENT?

person B: lestappen, dude.
lestappen by lestappie November 20, 2022

Mr. Lesausky 

A dude that teaches science. Has glasses and wears lots of plaid. No one knows his back story. He's just a mysterious little man.
Person1: your teacher is totally a Mr. Lesausky!
Person2: yeah, nobody knows anything about him.
Mr. Lesausky by HECKKKKKKKKKKK June 14, 2018
In reference to LeBron James and his aptitude for statpadding to make it seem like he gave a shit and boost his mickey mouse statistics.
LeStats usually disappears after getting enough points and assists to look good for Bronsexuals.
LeStats by nama_jeff May 4, 2021

Lesane Parish Crooks 

Aka Tupac Amaru Shakur

Tupac was a very famous rapper who was assasinated in 1996. Hits: Brendas' Got A Baby","Stricly For My Niggaz", "Breathin", "White Man's World"
Rest In Peace Lesane.
RIP
Tupac Amaru Shakur
1971-1996
In The Event Of My Demise
when my heart can beat no more
I hope i die for a principal
or a beleif that i have lived for
I will die before my time
because i already feel the shadows depth
so much i wanted to accomplish
before i reached my death
I have come to grips with the
possibility
and wiped the last tears from my eyez
I loved all who were positive
IN THE EVENT OF MY DEMISE
- Tupac Shakur
Tupac Amaru Shakur OR Lesane Parish Crooks
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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