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To mistake clubs for spades, or spades for clubs in a game of poker or Texas Hold'Em.
Matt: "I HAVE A FLUSH! I HAVE A FLUSH!"

Chris: "Thats a club you moron"
Matt: "FUCK, I THOUGHT I HAD TWO SPADES"

Justin: "Wow, you pulled a lesman!"
Lesman by Anonymous Deuchebag February 11, 2007
Words you can keep
A Jewish man, or a man of Jewish descent that likes woman having sexual intercourse, flirting, kissing ,or any anything in that matter with woman
Dude it's that lesman slaskin trying to convince Jaisol, and Stephanie to kiss!
Lesman by Slaskinateher July 30, 2023
Related Words
Lesman lesmance lemans lesbanim lehman Lehmann Lesban Leisman lensman Lesband
To describe something you’ve never seen before/foreign.
That’s so lescant!
lescant by Lescant March 12, 2018

Lermaniac 

An awesome group of fans of actor Logan Lerman.
Person 1: Wow, look at all those Logan Lerman fans. They sure are enthusiastic.

Person 2: Those aren't just any fans, those are Lermaniacs. Aren't they great?
Lermaniac by a lermaniac December 30, 2011

Logan Lerman 

a handsome actor that plays percy jackson in the new movie:Percy Jackson and the Olympians
wow, logan lerman is a great actor!
Logan Lerman by Mini Mo April 19, 2010

Lesane Parish Crooks 

Aka Tupac Amaru Shakur

Tupac was a very famous rapper who was assasinated in 1996. Hits: Brendas' Got A Baby","Stricly For My Niggaz", "Breathin", "White Man's World"
Rest In Peace Lesane.
RIP
Tupac Amaru Shakur
1971-1996
In The Event Of My Demise
when my heart can beat no more
I hope i die for a principal
or a beleif that i have lived for
I will die before my time
because i already feel the shadows depth
so much i wanted to accomplish
before i reached my death
I have come to grips with the
possibility
and wiped the last tears from my eyez
I loved all who were positive
IN THE EVENT OF MY DEMISE
- Tupac Shakur
Tupac Amaru Shakur OR Lesane Parish Crooks
Leshana is one of the most amazing girl you would ever meet in your life and you should feel really lucky to have her so don't loose her. She is very smart, kind, caring, and even a very loving affectionate person to the ones' she cares about however she is a bit anti social and hangs out with the right friends. She has a body of a model she looks cute either with glasses or without glasses and she is also the person who likes to express herself in the way she dresses especially when she goes to church. She has a lovely personality and she loves to dance, sing and even cook for fun and some of her future goals is to travel explore, experience new things with a significant other. She requires a lot of attention affection, loyalty honesty and just be genuine towards her and she will be happy to have you in her life. So in conclusion, Leshana is a wonderful person who is wife material so treat her the way she needs to be treated with respect.
Leshana is great so be the best of you in your personality because your looks don't matter once your heart and mind is in the right place and willing to do a lot for her.
leshana by Lil Jitt May 25, 2020
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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