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a tall and fat person with a small dick
hey look at that lehmann.
he's such a lehmann.
lehmann by goolgoog August 29, 2020
a person who is tall and fat with a small penis.
a person who is a man with a vagina.
a person who is lame.
a fat and tall lazy person.
hey look at that lehmann.
he is such a lehmann.
are you a lehmann?
lehmann by goolgoog August 29, 2020
a person who is lame and is a man or transgender
are you a lehmann?
lehmann by goolgoog August 29, 2020

jens lehmann

German Goalkeeper who since the FA CUP in 2005 has shown mass improvement for Arsenal and deserves to be Germany's #1 GK over Oliver Kahn in the upcoming world cup.
Jens Lehmann is probably the best german goalkeeper as of right now.
jens lehmann by Pobecax April 22, 2006

Jens Lehmann

Jens Lehmann is an absolute legend and a credit to english football. In one match he knees an unsuspecting Matt Jansen in the chest them pushes him over as he's walking away from the goal he then gets tackled fairly by David Bentley and goes down like he's been shot. When he realised the ref wasn't giving anything he got straight back up. Also is a master of deliberate time wasting.
Person 1: Jens Lehmann is a complete fuckwit!
Person 2: Stfu he is a complete legend..
Jens Lehmann by Das Jens December 9, 2008

jens lehmann

a poor substitute for david "oops i did it again" Seaman, a wanker who looks a lil like the wally David Hasselhoff, from Baywatch...
"oh they didnt want him in borrusia soo they shipped him to Highbury"

"ive never heard of him, mayb cuz he starts behind OLIVER KAHN!!! hahaha and ... well the deutsch dont like him either"
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