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lesbian seatbelt

When a male simp is in between two lesbians who are only into each other but they pretend to be into him because of societal pressures. Coined by the man, the myth, the legend: Noel Miller.
Imagine their holding hands over him while he's sleeping, now he's just a lesbian seatbelt.

lesbian seagull 

A female seagull that is sexually attracted to other female seagulls.
lesbian seagull by Jack August 3, 2004

lesbian seagull 

a female seagull that thinks another female seagull is the shiznit Also appears in Beavis and Butthead do America
lesbian seagull : damn that ass is fine

straight seagull : dude thats a chick
lesbian seagull by Killer Faery December 28, 2005

lesbian seagal 

A lesbian that looks like the "D" list actor Steven Seagal.
X: "Holy Shit! Is that Steven Seagal?"
Y: "No dumb ass, that's a bull dyke lesbian dressed like a biker- a lesbian seagal."
lesbian seagal by Kraut Stain April 24, 2010

lesbian seagull 

The short butch haircut of a lesbian.
Check out ellens lesbian seagull
Now thats one killer seagull

5th season lesbian 

The gratuitous introduction of a lesbian character, characters,relationship or situation in order to boost flagging interest in a television, or comic series. Usually happens in the fourth or fifth season of the series lifespan. The intent is more to spark interest with provocative girl on girl action than to create diversity.
The classic example would be Willows outing in the last few seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Willow and Tara would be the 5th season lesbians.