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The correct way to ask someone if they are coming yet
“No lert.” Bruno stated
“Are you coming yet..?”
Lert by 407Lobsta February 19, 2023
Related Words
Lerty • leroy • lefty • lert • Letty • leroy jenkins • larty • lenty • lerpy • Leroy Ng

Lefty-Fetish 

Someone who thinks people who write with their left hand are sexy, and gets hot and bothered by a persons' left handedness.
She has a lefty-fetish.
Lefty-Fetish by Dirty Lefty September 28, 2017

leroy jethro gibbs 

Leroy Jethro Gibbs is a fictional character of the CBS TV series NCIS, portrayed by Mark Harmon. He is a former U.S Marine Corps Scout Sniper turned special agent who commands a team for the Naval Criminal Investigative Service. Gibbs is the most accomplished marksman on the team and the most skilled at handling violent standoffs; he depends on his other agents heavily for technical forensics and background checks. He is patient but firm with his team and has little patience for bureaucracy; he commands most other main characters—including Anthony DiNozzo, Timothy McGee, Eleanor Bishop, Ducky Mallard, and Abby Sciuto—and is the backbone of the cast.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs the only man Carlos ray (Chuck) Norris is scared of

Leroy and Darius 

Leroy and Darius - the sworn enemies and rivals of pookie and ray ray. They often engage in fights and possible shoot outs against pookie and ray ray.

They may have a friend named Rodney who will snitch on and sell them out for personal gain or just simply he doesn't really like them and is dirty like that .
Pookie and ray ray live in the marcy garden project on the west - side and have beef with Leroy and Darius from the east-side Coleman projects.

Their friend named rodney told police

In exchange for a popeyes chicken meal where they could find them and

Who supplies them drugs and weapons.
Leroy and Darius by Blu_leef November 6, 2022

lefty's catcher mit 

internet slang for something that appears to be there but turns out it isn't.
j.j. abrams monster in cloverfield seems to be a lefty's catcher mit.
lefty's catcher mit by lameboymatt January 19, 2008
Leroy is the best person you will ever meet in your life. You never want to lose him. He will never forget about you and you will never forget about him. Leroy says you will forget him but you don't no matter what happened. He is truly the best guy you will ever meet. Leroy will all ways be there for you no matter what. You never want to be on his bad side and if you are he will forgive you in a heartbeat. Leroy will all ways love you more than anything. He is all ways negative about his life and how he is and he really doesn't tell people about his life and his problems. He will all ways be a kind person to you. Leroy never breaks his promises to a girl and never judges a girl on how she looks. If a girl says they are ugly he will say no and tell her she is beautiful in every way possible. If you cheated on him he would probably never date you again and he would never say he hates you. He would just be disappointed in you.
Leroy is pretty prefect in every way
Leroy by Julish11 January 6, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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