Lepracunt

a small, magical vagina

that chick's lepracunt was so small and magical, i thought i'd find some gold up inside it

by rackler October 13, 2011

leprecunts

Self- righteous bitches full of contempt who might as well be bulldykes.

Squealer and Karinr are leprecunts on the acdc.com forum

by sian669 June 16, 2009

leprecunt

A female elf in Irish folklore who can reveal hidden treasure to those who catch her.

That leprecunt tricked me into killing my entire family for a chance at her snatch.

by slithy September 20, 2008

Lepricunt

Small in stature Irish native with generally angry demeanour.

Don't be a lepricunt all your life

by Sbmetalhead October 22, 2018

lepracne

Lepracne is a combination of the words leprosy and acne. It means acne that gets way out of control, to such an extent that even real physicians mistake patients that have it for animals or other nonhuman objects. Most teenagers suffer from lepracne, but their parents and other adults refuse to set up doctor appointments to get prescriptions to reduce its effects on them because they do not give a fuck about them. Usually, lepracne is considered a horrible, often terminal skin disease that is so goddamn uncomfortable that it leads to many homicide or suicide cases; however, some rape-o-phobes readily choose to contract it to increase their ugliness in order to not get raped/violated by sick fucks.

Innocent, Posh Teenager: Mom, a bunch of large, painfully itchy buboes are heavily covering my skin, but everytime I cause them to make contact with anything in order to remove them, they rupture blood. I fear that I will never be able to get full rid of them without bleeding to death. Would you please help me?
Skanky Stepmother: Don't worry honey. Sweety pie, it's just lepracne.

(After a brief period of gentle silence) STOP FUCKING AROUND, OR I'LL MAKE YOU EAT A DEAD TOAD AND THROW A BOWLING BALL AT YOUR TESTICLES!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU DIE!

by E idiots dei April 22, 2020

Libracunt

A slick, greasy, female politician from the Democratic Party with extreme Leftist views, who tries to legislate others rights away from them.

Wow! Nancy Pelosi is trying to pass wore restrictive gun control laws in the House again. What a libracunt.

by Mr_Yuck January 3, 2022

lepraconingphotocuzi

holding a lepracon whilse singing the abc theme song infront of your entire family and taking a picture of it and hanging it up on a jacuzi

im going to hang my ''lepraconingphotocuzi on the jacuzi wall

by myfirsttimeusingtheurbandictio December 21, 2024