Definitions by slithy

lap sausage 

That thick meat found in the laps of gentlemen.

Jenny enjoyed putting that mexican lap sausage in her mouth.

lap sausage by slithy January 14, 2009

leprecunt 

A female elf in Irish folklore who can reveal hidden treasure to those who catch her.

That leprecunt tricked me into killing my entire family for a chance at her snatch.

leprecunt by slithy September 20, 2008