lap sausage

That thick meat found in the laps of gentlemen.
Jenny enjoyed putting that mexican lap sausage in her mouth.
by slithy January 14, 2009
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leprecunt

A female elf in Irish folklore who can reveal hidden treasure to those who catch her.
That leprecunt tricked me into killing my entire family for a chance at her snatch.
by slithy September 20, 2008
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