slithy's definitions

lap sausage

That thick meat found in the laps of gentlemen.

Jenny enjoyed putting that mexican lap sausage in her mouth.

by slithy January 14, 2009

leprecunt

A female elf in Irish folklore who can reveal hidden treasure to those who catch her.

That leprecunt tricked me into killing my entire family for a chance at her snatch.

by slithy September 20, 2008