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Leopards Ate My Face 

Leopards Ate My Face When I Voted For The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party is a parody subreddit which almost exclusively features content of people regretting their choice of voting for Brexit or Trump.

Definition on r/leopardsatemyface:
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for or supported or wanted to impose on other people.
A: "How do you feel about Brexit as a Brexit voter?"
B: "I never thought that it would be such a sh*tshow"
A: "Leopards Ate My Face When I Voted For The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party"

Leopards Eating People's Faces Party 

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)
Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."

Leopards Breakfast

When a guy goes down on a girl when she's on her period and comes up looking like a leopard who's just feasted.
Dude, last night was great he ate me out and came up looking like a Leopards Breakfast

Leopards Fanny Batter 

Shock and bewilder your friends when dining out with this amusing and loveable chatchphrase.
Patron: Ooooh, I think I'll have the lamb henrys with a medley of fresh steamed vegatables for my main course, it sounds delicious and I'm just in the mood for a nice bit of lamb.
Matron: Oh yes, I've heard that is superb with a hint of corriander and a side order of leopards Fanny Batter sauce.

Mansueto leopards 

A sport team located at Mansueto highschool, AKA Manshitto, these niggas who play for them are good and the only thing that's good about this shitty having ass school
Person A: what sport team yo school got?
Person B: Mansueto leopards
Person A: y'all niggas suck ass

leopard print

A pattern that helps animals blend in and humans stand out.
She made a bold statement by wearing leopard print from head to toe.
leopard print by shamelesscatlady August 16, 2017